Florentine_Pogen Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: They'd stormed the Bastille London Tube the last I heard. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/10/bedbugs-real-source-concern-london-transport-sadiq-khan https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/10/im-really-scared-london-tube-passengers-react-to-apparent-bedbug-sightings As Morrissey said, 'Panic on the streets of London'..................... Edited October 10, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Wait till those froggy bedbugs get to our bedrooms, our brave Brit bedbugs will see them off - Rule Britannia! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Patiently waiting for input from the P&B resident experts on Bedbug mating patterns and distribution. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Patiently waiting for input from the P&B resident experts on Bedbug mating patterns and distribution. Just tag him shitbag. @TxRover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Bed for sale. Guaranteed bed bug free. For you, squire, five hundred nicker Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Patiently waiting for input from the P&B resident experts on Bedbug mating patterns and distribution. 3 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Just tag him shitbag. @TxRover https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/urban/bed_bug.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, TxRover said: https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/urban/bed_bug.htm This was my initial hypothesis as well. Because of their confined living spaces, copulation among male and female bed bugs is difficult. The female possesses a secondary copulatory aperture, Ribaga's organ or paragenital sinus, on the fourth abdominal sternum where spermatozoa from the male are injected. The spermatozoa then migrate to the ovaries by passing through the haemocoel, or body cavity (Dolling 1991). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Used to be a mangers of a place here, that had many tourists/travellers in and out the place. Beg bugs happened as you would expect. Stick the mattress out in the baking sun all day, they're gone. f**k knows what you would do in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: Used to be a mangers of a place here, that had many tourists/travellers in and out the place. Beg bugs happened as you would expect. Stick the mattress out in the baking sun all day, they're gone. f**k knows what you would do in Scotland. Windows open, heating up full blast I'd imagine 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Fleas are much better than bedbugs. Or worse if you look at it from our perspective. Lice are just amateurs, or head lice are anyway. Ticks sound quite hard though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Is it too cold here for cockroaches here? The only time I remember seeing giant cockroaches was on holiday in Italy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Well I've learned something as I always though bed bugs were small almost invisible in size, but I've been getting bed mites confused with bed bugs. I now realise bed bugs are f**king huge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 I got bitten to f**k by bed bugs in Rome. Nasty wee things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 13 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: This was my initial hypothesis as well. Because of their confined living spaces, copulation among male and female bed bugs is difficult. The female possesses a secondary copulatory aperture, Ribaga's organ or paragenital sinus, on the fourth abdominal sternum where spermatozoa from the male are injected. The spermatozoa then migrate to the ovaries by passing through the haemocoel, or body cavity (Dolling 1991). Another for the Mills and Boon collection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 I was bitten by a tick in the summer. Still hasn’t healed. Feel like old Eric from Still Game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Wouldn't mind being bitten by a French bed bug as long as they were Eva Green, Lea Seydoux or Sophie Marceau. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Never had bed bugs, but have had cockroaches when I lived in a sketchy high rise tower many years ago. No fun because the landlord would only fumigate one apartment at a time so they would just come back In terms of French bed bugs, I've seen the quality and cleanliness of French budget hotels so I am not surprised 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: Never had bed bugs, but have had cockroaches when I lived in a sketchy high rise tower many years ago. No fun because the landlord would only fumigate one apartment at a time so they would just come back In terms of French bed bugs, I've seen the quality and cleanliness of French budget hotels so I am not surprised Welp, you just need to worry about Grizzlys and a dodgy Poutine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: Welp, you just need to worry about Grizzlys and a dodgy Poutine. Not overly worried about Bears. I can outrun at least 50% of the population and I only need to be faster than one person. Dodgy poutine is a minimal risk unless to get it with bacon or pulled pork or whatever. Unlikely that the 3 main ingredients will be bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: Not overly worried about Bears. I can outrun at least 50% of the population and I only need to be faster than one person. Dodgy poutine is a minimal risk unless to get it with bacon or pulled pork or whatever. Unlikely that the 3 main ingredients will be bad Pulled pork or bacon on anything is worthy. I've seen crab on poutine. I'd feed the MFs to the crabs like that guy from House of Dragons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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