TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 I’d far sooner the Diddies grew a collective set of nuts and made The Diddyship an actual thing unless the arsecheeks toe the line when it comes to sharing the cash and voting rights. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 So unless my understanding is off the mutton have won the diddy cup they’ll be right up for this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbellaDEE Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Just give the uglies the points at our home grounds and save our towns and cities from the behaviour of their mutant fans as well while we are at it. Then everyone is on an even keel and fit for the real business of the diddyship title. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 13 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: This is great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: You're saying this with the confidence Dundee won't. Albert is completely broken by St. Mirren for some reason though and always has been back to the Jim Goodwin playing days. He was even supporting Dundee against us at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Albert is completely broken by St. Mirren for some reason though and always has been back to the Jim Goodwin playing days. He was even supporting Dundee against us at the weekend. A fine, thumping 4-0 win it was too. Well in The Dees. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 12 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: The league within the league will be won by Hearts. With the guy who coaches the team that hasn't got his coaching badges - the ultimate definition of diddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: With the guy who coaches the team that hasn't got his coaching badges - the ultimate definition of diddy. You better not lose to him then. You'll get a riddy losing to the diddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: You better not lose to him then. You'll get a riddy losing to the diddy. Not Brora standards but it's been known to happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hoose Rice said: Not Brora standards but it's been known to happen. Brora was a riddy but long in the last. It's this season that counts. The Diddyship belongs to us. It'll make for an interesting season, at the least, now that we have something to aim for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Monty will lead us to the diddyship title. Dundee and St.Mirren to finish 2nd and 3rd. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoose Rice Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Brora was a riddy but long in the last. It's this season that counts. The Diddyship belongs to us. It'll make for an interesting season, at the least, now that we have something to aim for. If that's the case you'll have already have won the diddyship title already this season for having three diddy head coaches who nobody has a clue who the head coach was as the club was too diddy to pay a uefa fine for having the actual diddy head coach in charge because he's pretty much a diddy coach Edited November 13, 2023 by Hoose Rice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Being a Dee I'm not too clued up about European spots, are any available in the Diddyship? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 13, 2023 Author Share Posted November 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Being a Dee I'm not too clued up about European spots, are any available in the Diddyship? Yes, 1st and 2nd get you Conference League football, possibly 3rd depending on who wins the Scottish Cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Monkey Tennis Posted November 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2023 3 hours ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: I’d far sooner the Diddies grew a collective set of nuts and made The Diddyship an actual thing unless the arsecheeks toe the line when it comes to sharing the cash and voting rights. Correct. This is what should happen: All the non-OF clubs get together and demand a massively different distribution model that presents a much, much more level playing field for clubs. It could involve gate sharing, merchandising being pooled, a requirement for a large chunk of European income to be shared out etc. There would be a need for this model to involve lower league clubs also, so that no cliff face exists. When these demands are rejected by the clubs and spluttered about in the media, the top flight diddies agree ahead of the next full season, that they will field youth sides against the OF, ensuring that they get hammered each and every time. For home matches against the OF, they should urge their own fans to boycott the games, opening the grounds entirely to OF fans if they still want to come. It'll mean that the OF sides take maximum points from everyone else, and the title will rest solely on the 4 OF games. The spectacle for Sky will be shit and thoroughly devalued. Meanwhile, the teams will all compete as usual against each other, meaning the 3rd placed team will be regarded as Champions by actual fans everywhere. A trophy could even be presented. Relegation will still be decided in the traditional way, but as everyone has lost to the OF every time, the outcome will again be entirely reliant on non-OF fixtures. The actual end of season table would not be that vastly different from what we get each year anyway. The difference would be that the others would have stopped pretending that they all take part in a valid competition to win the league. Think how this would capture the imagination. Fans would for the first time be involved in what would be considered the actual title race. This would be an international, sensational media story of the ancient footballing nation that stood up to the injustices of the modern game. The Latest OF league win would be rendered hollower than ever, derived as it would be from just 4 matches against 1 opponent. Meanwhile, we'd all hail our new real champions. No way would those in our game have the courage to do any of this of course, but it's a nice dream. We need the behaviour of our clubs to reflect that we don't need the OF, but they do need us 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: Correct. This is what should happen: All the non-OF clubs get together and demand a massively different distribution model that presents a much, much more level playing field for clubs. It could involve gate sharing, merchandising being pooled, a requirement for a large chunk of European income to be shared out etc. There would be a need for this model to involve lower league clubs also, so that no cliff face exists. When these demands are rejected by the clubs and spluttered about in the media, the top flight diddies agree ahead of the next full season, that they will field youth sides against the OF, ensuring that they get hammered each and every time. For home matches against the OF, they should urge their own fans to boycott the games, opening the grounds entirely to OF fans if they still want to come. It'll mean that the OF sides take maximum points from everyone else, and the title will rest solely on the 4 OF games. The spectacle for Sky will be shit and thoroughly devalued. Meanwhile, the teams will all compete as usual against each other, meaning the 3rd placed team will be regarded as Champions by actual fans everywhere. A trophy could even be presented. Relegation will still be decided in the traditional way, but as everyone has lost to the OF every time, the outcome will again be entirely reliant on non-OF fixtures. The actual end of season table would not be that vastly different from what we get each year anyway. The difference would be that the others would have stopped pretending that they all take part in a valid competition to win the league. Think how this would capture the imagination. Fans would for the first time be involved in what would be considered the actual title race. This would be an international, sensational media story of the ancient footballing nation that stood up to the injustices of the modern game. The Latest OF league win would be rendered hollower than ever, derived as it would be from just 4 matches against 1 opponent. Meanwhile, we'd all hail our new real champions. No way would those in our game have the courage to do any of this of course, but it's a nice dream. We need the behaviour of our clubs to reflect that we don't need the OF, but they do need us Quite lengthy, but this really should be inscribed on your gravestone. Although not for a long time yet, I pray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilMARKnock Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Brilliant, I'm off to get drunk like it's 2019!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 36 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yes, 1st and 2nd get you Conference League football, possibly 3rd depending on who wins the Scottish Cup. Excellent, the Conference League is the new Champions League for me now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 45 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: Correct. This is what should happen: All the non-OF clubs get together and demand a massively different distribution model that presents a much, much more level playing field for clubs. It could involve gate sharing, merchandising being pooled, a requirement for a large chunk of European income to be shared out etc. There would be a need for this model to involve lower league clubs also, so that no cliff face exists. When these demands are rejected by the clubs and spluttered about in the media, the top flight diddies agree ahead of the next full season, that they will field youth sides against the OF, ensuring that they get hammered each and every time. For home matches against the OF, they should urge their own fans to boycott the games, opening the grounds entirely to OF fans if they still want to come. It'll mean that the OF sides take maximum points from everyone else, and the title will rest solely on the 4 OF games. The spectacle for Sky will be shit and thoroughly devalued. Meanwhile, the teams will all compete as usual against each other, meaning the 3rd placed team will be regarded as Champions by actual fans everywhere. A trophy could even be presented. Relegation will still be decided in the traditional way, but as everyone has lost to the OF every time, the outcome will again be entirely reliant on non-OF fixtures. The actual end of season table would not be that vastly different from what we get each year anyway. The difference would be that the others would have stopped pretending that they all take part in a valid competition to win the league. Think how this would capture the imagination. Fans would for the first time be involved in what would be considered the actual title race. This would be an international, sensational media story of the ancient footballing nation that stood up to the injustices of the modern game. The Latest OF league win would be rendered hollower than ever, derived as it would be from just 4 matches against 1 opponent. Meanwhile, we'd all hail our new real champions. No way would those in our game have the courage to do any of this of course, but it's a nice dream. We need the behaviour of our clubs to reflect that we don't need the OF, but they do need us I wouldn’t trust Aberdeen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Main Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 5 hours ago, johnnydun said: You on board now? Oh indubitably. Logged on this evening to see the name change and instantly aroused. Diddy Task Forces shit all over SFA Task Forces… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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