throbber Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 I’m doing turkey this year which i have never done before. Do most people just buy from a supermarket or am i best going to a turkey dealership? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m doing turkey this year which i have never done before. Do most people just buy from a supermarket or am i best going to a turkey dealership? Buy a frozen one from farm foods. You'll only f**k it up anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m doing turkey this year which i have never done before. Do most people just buy from a supermarket or am i best going to a turkey dealership? Get a crown to save on waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 5 hours ago, RH33 said: Get a crown to save on waste. Sometimes you're cheaper buying a whole one, chopping off and freezing the legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 (edited) The legs are the best part by miles. The fact that everyone else prefers the dry stuff means I don't even have to share ETA: 6 hours ago, throbber said: am i best going to a turkey dealership? I have visions of throbber wandering round farms kicking turkeys and asking to take it home for a practice, while the salesman tries to sell him a service plan and extended warranty Edited December 3, 2023 by Mark Connolly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The legs are the best part by miles. The fact that everyone else prefers the dry stuff means I don't even have to share ETA: I have visions of throbber wandering round farms kicking turkeys and asking to take it home for a practice, while the salesman tries to sell him a service plan and extended warranty i’ll probably spend too much time dithering and we will end up in a similar situation to Mark and Jeremy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Breast can be fine. Soften around 100g of butter and mix in some zested lime, lemon and Clementine. Lift up the skin of the breast and squeeze the butter mixture underneath. A few cocktail sticks should keep this in place. So long as you don't overcook it, the breast should be nice and moist. Do it the evening before and it will be much easier to carve. There are a few fnnaaarrs and Kenneths in there, I ken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Buy a frozen one from farm foods. You'll only f**k it anyway FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 9 hours ago, throbber said: I’m doing turkey this year which i have never done before. Do most people just buy from a supermarket or am i best going to a turkey dealership? Do the right thing and just order a Chinese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Mr Chimetime deep fried a turkey in his car at Thanksgiving. Looked the business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Most underrated Christmas song and it rarely gets played - I Was Born on Christmas Day by Saint Etienne featuring Tim Burgess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 On 02/12/2023 at 12:45, velo army said: Anyone saying "x movie is a Christmas movie" because it either takes place around or mentions Christmas wants a battering. "Last Christmas" by Wham can also do one. It's about a breakup and you'd be as well substituting "valentines" and it would actually make more sense. At no other point does it mention any Christmas related things. You've drawn First Blood. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 10 hours ago, throbber said: I’m doing turkey this year which i have never done before. Do most people just buy from a supermarket or am i best going to a turkey dealership? Try a butchers m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, jagfox said: Try a butchers m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Breast can be fine. No doubt anyone feeling ambivalent about turkey this year will be drooling after discovering that, if prepared correctly, turkey can be as good as "fine" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Don't encourage him ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: No doubt anyone feeling ambivalent about turkey this year will be drooling after discovering that, if prepared correctly, turkey can be as good as "fine" Fecked, nervous, insecure and exhausted? I suppose it isn't the best time of year for the poor sods? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: No doubt anyone feeling ambivalent about turkey this year will be drooling after discovering that, if prepared correctly, turkey can be as good as "fine" Up here "fine" represents the zenith of gustatory experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: The legs are the best part by miles. The fact that everyone else prefers the dry stuff means I don't even have to share If you have a cleaver slice the legs onto 3 or 4 parts and have them as ossobuco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 37 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: If you have a cleaver slice the legs onto 3 or 4 parts and have them as ossobuco. Alternatively, put it on a piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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