topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) There is a long history of sweary lyrics in music going at least as far back as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's 1782 classic "Leck mich im Arsch" so there's plenty to choose from 1. Killing in the name of, Rage Against the machine. If you haven't jumped up and down to this repeatedly shouting "F*** you I won't do what you tell me" then what kind of life have you been living? 2. Boris Johnson is a F***ing C**t, K*nt and the gang. KATG could easily fill a potty mouthed top 5 but I'm choosing this one ahead of classics like Use my ****hole as a **** because it really captured the mood of the nation 3. Kevin Bloody Wilson, Hey Santa Clause (you c****, where's me f***ing bike) because it's Christmas 4. F***ed with an anchor. Alestorm. Foul mouthed heavy metal is great but Foul mouthed Pirate themed Folk Metal from Perth is better still 5. F**k the police, NWA. Hip Hop is a rich source of sweary songs and some may be even less safe for work but this has a directness about it Edited March 26 by topcat(The most tip top) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury and the Blockheads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 "But I believe in this, it's been tested by research. He who fu**s nuns will later join the church" Death or Glory by the Clash....possibly the first time I heard a sweary word on a tape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) When Raymond comes around Everybody goes to ground Though you might have the means to pay He still likes some the dirty way When Raymond comes around When Raymond comes around He holds out his hand like a loaded gun You shake it and make like you're scared of the c*** Edited December 23, 2023 by Caledonian1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 So what? - Anti nowhere league covered later by Metallica. “So What?" is a song by British punk band Anti-Nowhere League. It first appeared as the B-sideof the band's debut 7" single "Streets of London", in 1981. The obscene lyrical content of the song caused the British police to seize all copies of the single from the band's distributors under the Obscene Publications Act and remove all copies from sale.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauftimedraw Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Friggin in the rigging. B side of Something Else by Sex Pistols (Johnny Rotten less by this time) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Still D.R.E. by Dr Dre She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd Don't Marry Her by the Beautiful South There's a Horse Outside by The Rubberbandits I Swear by All 4 One 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Peaches - f**k The Pain Away Azealia Banks - 212 The Stranglers - Ugly Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag Fear - I Don't Care About You 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Suspect device SLF Here's to us Halestorm Dilligaf Kevin Bloody Wilson C* nt of a day Kevin Bloody Wilson Killing in the name of Rage against the machine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 11 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: 4. F***ed with an anchor. Alestorm. Foul mouthed heavy metal is great but Foul mouthed Pirate themed Folk Metal from Perth is better still "Flipped with a sausage" surely. Swearing is neither big nor clever, kids Anyfuckingway "Frigging in the Rigging" by the Pistols "I came out the womb an angry c*nt" The Grit "And the Bullshit goes on" the Wildhearts. "Santa Claus" by Kevin Bloody Wilson and not a song but it makes me laugh "This bloke came up to me" Derek and Clive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 On 23/12/2023 at 12:28, topcat(The most tip top) said: 4. F***ed with an anchor. Alestorm. Foul mouthed heavy metal is great but Foul mouthed Pirate themed Folk Metal from Perth is better still. This song came on in my car just as my boss got in the passenger seat when I was picking her up from the train station on my way in one morning. Awkward! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bert Raccoon Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1.) The Man Don't Give A f**k - Super Furry Animals 2.) Oasis - Fuckin In The Bushes 3.) Eels - It's A Motherfucker 4.) 2 Pac - Hit Em Up 5.) Kunt And The Gang - For A Million Pounds 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wacky Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Alll the top ones have been taken, but a wee sweary word appears in these songs Alice, but not Smokies version, I’m talking about the version everyone else sings for them. Almost every song by Pink Canter, Gerry Cinnamon Sabotage, Beastie boys Unbelievable, EMF You oughta know, Alanis Morissette 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 No mention of Star - Rolling Stones yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 [Verse 1: Terrance] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka You're a cock-suckin', ass-lickin' uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you [Verse 2: Phillip] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just f**k your uncle all day long [Interlude: Phillip & Traffic controller] Hm! Ahahahahahahahahaha What's going on here? [Bridge: Choir] (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka (Oh) [Chorus: Both, Terrance & Phillip] Shut your fuckin' face, uncle fucker! (Uncle fucker!) You're a boner bitin' b*****d, uncle fucka! You're an uncle fucka, I must say Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday! (Ahahaha) Uncle fucka… That's U-N-C-L-E, f**k you, uncle fucka! [Outro: Phillip] Suck my balls! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 (edited) TISM - I Might Be A c**t But I’m Not A Fucking c**t Edited January 29 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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