HoBNob Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, Empty It said: "Anyone want to buy a 42 inch LCD tv for £50? The volume button doesn't work, but for that price you can't turn it down." And the hilarity that followed. That post gives me the absolute fear. It must've came out when I was a young teenager and I just didn't get it, not even a little bit. Then I was sat in high school one day and lord knows why it just came into my head, felt like such a dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHF-23 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 That time there was a high scoring Motherwell St Mirren draw and MJC had completely lost the head by half time only to have "his" team come back in heroic fashion (may have the events a bit out of order there) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 No idea how to see what my biggest hit has been but for some reason the following post comes to mind. Magee alias @dave_coaches was generally your classic 30-posts-then-banned alias but in an attempt to look like a Dundee fan they started a new thread entitled FAO: Dundee United Fans Upon opening the OP just said Spoiler sniff my manky ring I mind greeting with laughter. Not common for such an obvious troll account to smash it but I'm sure it was a 30+ greenie effort. A worthy parting gift before being emptied. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 The Alloa fan who referred to Stirling Albion as Scumling Lolbion lives long in my memory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted December 27, 2023 Author Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 13/07/2008 at 18:03, Guest Rinky Sidebottom said: Just to be pedantic, I never called Alex Ferguson...Allpish Ferguscum, it was Allshit Ferguscum! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 The guy who got scammed online buying a pair of trainers has to be up there. In fairness it's more of a thread than a single post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 "Best thing to happen to St Mirren was Mrs McGinns fanny" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 One that always tickled me was from the 2016/17 FA cup thread when Sutton Utd were playing Arsenal in the fifth round on the 20th February. The pundits at half time were joined by celebrity Sutton Utd fan and comedian Tim Vine who stood out like a sore thumb with his very limited football knowledge and obnoxious unfunny dad jokes. I had no idea who he was at the time and enquired as to what was going on and got this hilarious response. (The original post has been deleted but can still see the response from when I quoted him, I take it Patrick Bateman doesn’t post on here anymore?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Mubtumbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Jordan Rode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: The guy who got scammed online buying a pair of trainers has to be up there. In fairness it's more of a thread than a single post. Shawfield Shedboy if I remember correctly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 4 hours ago, RawB93 said: No idea how to see what my biggest hit has been but for some reason the following post comes to mind. Magee alias @dave_coaches was generally your classic 30-posts-then-banned alias but in an attempt to look like a Dundee fan they started a new thread entitled FAO: Dundee United Fans Upon opening the OP just said Hide contents sniff my manky ring I mind greeting with laughter. Not common for such an obvious troll account to smash it but I'm sure it was a 30+ greenie effort. A worthy parting gift before being emptied. I'm loath to intrude, but it was actually 'Sniff ma fuckin ringpiece' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 @LondonHMFC's post is magnificent and is definitely in my personal top 3 things I've seen on the Internet. Having been in somewhat similar situations it's the fact he actually stopped for petrol which is the crowning moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I'm loath to intrude, but it was actually 'Sniff ma fuckin ringpiece' I'd always thought it was a quote of this But maybe I've misremembered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 34 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: @LondonHMFC's post is magnificent and is definitely in my personal top 3 things I've seen on the Internet. Having been in somewhat similar situations it's the fact he actually stopped for petrol which is the crowning moment. Running on fumes in every sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 The David Mitchell / Bob Mortimer WILTY post when Darvel beat Aberdeen in the Cup last year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: But then there was the hunchback post That post reassured me I wasn't someones most regretible..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Not a post as such but every time the Hibs' thread gets bumped I have a little chuckle when I see: "més que un clubclub" Love it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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