southernrover Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: That caused much hilarity in my work Slack. @ArabGaz, you’re famous from Lincoln to Manila. Well, specifically Lincoln and Manila. Found it! https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/286551-darvel-v-aberdeen-23rd-jan-live-on-bbc/page/49/#comment-15658891 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 The humpback burd had me in tears. As did the story of the lassy who’s pelvis or hip locked and had to be carried out by the paramedics with her legs akimbo. The phrase I’ve read describing a fart as “a hippo roaring down a traffic cone” will never leave me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Not so much great posts, but memorable ones... Average looking cock tease.. Ronkers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Disappointed that it has taken until page 3 of the thread, but here it is: On 06/07/2013 at 09:44, Reynard said: When we left Love Street and moved to the new ground they got some utter w**k on a set of bagpipes and the full tartan regalia that Sir Walter Scott had invented as national dress and we took a tray that the groundsman had obviously prepared earlier which had a sod of turf in it with a white dot representing the centre spot. Then a crowd of us followed the w****r of a piper and his shitty bagpipe screeching down the street to the new ground where the chairman or a lucky dip programme winner then proceeded to put the old centre spot onto the new centre spot. It was fucking shit. I only went on it because the bloke I go to games with had to be in Paisley early to see some auntie of his that had fallen and broken her hip or something. So I went to the march thing and met him at the game. The auntie died a few weeks later, probably from a morphine overdose, which is how most old folk snuff it in hospital. Bed blocking old b*****ds. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 I remember a comic strip made of Magee trying to log in…. Banned. Tried logging in again with a smug grin using all his aliases….. banned banned banned banned. Starts tearing all 4 strands of his hair out and his partner walks in, where he attacks her with a knife. Wish I could find it. Special mentions to Graeme Le Sodomy and Vikingtons box office as they were pretty legendary too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Others have already called it out but @eddiemunster's tale of his night with Quasimodo's sister will always be a personal favourite for me. Also, @throbber's Dad calling out "We're upstairs!" during the Stephen Hawking biopic. And let's not forget "You weren't there man" from the kid who witnessed the Aberdeen fan catching on fire while dressed as a sheep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Back story : there is a Dundee United fan who appears when things go good but disappears when they are not so good. Here is the result of his postings this week : On 05/01/2024 at 13:01, kdyteejay said: Enjoy watching your boring, boring football mate. Feel sorry for you and your supporters. 4 hours ago, Jamie_M said: twitsave.com_GT9_vEdZuVSUVb3s_2 (online-video-cutter.com).mp4 5.08 MB · 0 downloads 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 On 27/12/2023 at 12:13, alta-pete said: The ‘Let’s all laugh at the arse cheeks’ threads on the Premiership page are usually very good value after one or other has been humped by a diddy/issued a nonsense statement/fans have disgraced themselves. The Sevco patter - while entirely valid - has been done. Finding a new nuance on which to have a dig is absolutely fair game but recycling ten year old gotchas aren’t the zingers the author thinks they are. Point of Order, Mr. Chairman - Hibs fans had to put up with 114 years of slagging until the Stokes / Henderson / Gray axis sworded Sevco in 2016, so if you think you're getting off Scot-free after only 11 years worth of pisstaking, think on...................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 On 27/12/2023 at 20:58, southernrover said: Found it! https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/286551-darvel-v-aberdeen-23rd-jan-live-on-bbc/page/49/#comment-15658891 That post is perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 On 08/01/2024 at 00:38, Florentine_Pogen said: Point of Order, Mr. Chairman - Hibs fans had to put up with 114 years of slagging until the Stokes / Henderson / Gray axis sworded Sevco in 2016, so if you think you're getting off Scot-free after only 11 years worth of pisstaking, think on...................... @Sleeping Warriorfound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Many years ago a Dunfermline fan started a thread in the SPL (it was that many years ago) forum showing a 10 team SPL table if Rangers and Celtic were removed from the league. A Falkirk fan replied with something along the lines of "Here's the SPL table if all Dunfermline results are removed from the league" and just posted the current SPL table. It still pops into my head now and then and I still lol when it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: @Sleeping Warriorfound. So glad that you spotted the reference, Hamsterchops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardle is Magic Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 09/01/2024 at 13:21, Buzz Killington said: Many years ago a Dunfermline fan started a thread in the SPL (it was that many years ago) forum showing a 10 team SPL table if Rangers and Celtic were removed from the league. A Falkirk fan replied with something along the lines of "Here's the SPL table if all Dunfermline results are removed from the league" and just posted the current SPL table. It still pops into my head now and then and I still lol when it does. I didn’t even realise P&B was online the last time Falkirk were in the top flight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 5 hours ago, Cardle is Magic said: I didn’t even realise there was internet the last time Falkirk were in the top flight! FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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