Richey Edwards Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) I was wondering what the current P&B etiquette is. Edited January 11 by Richey Edwards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Do I fvck. I normally say "Get a fvckin' tissue, cvnto.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Of course I say "Bless you." Home made pepper spray always needs volunteers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I say "Godzilla!". It's non-denominational. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 For some reason I get quite jumpy around people sneezing. They can shout or jump out on me and I'm normally unperturbed, sneezing around me usually causes me to shout "Ya big/wee bastirt". I was in an offshore place yesterday and shouted "fųck sake yi big smelly bastirt yi" at a boy as I walked past his desk and he sneezed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 In answer to the OP, no I don't and actually don't want anyone else to say it to me as I feel that I need to thank them. Those who make a massive noise/shout when they sneeze should be herded up and dumped on Ailsa Craig. Absolutely no need for it. Generally speaking, one or two sneezes is fine but anyone who goes three, four or more times sniffing and rubbing their nose in between times, without using a hanky are rank. Was once sat next to a guy on a train who sneezes through his nose. Thankfully he had a handkerchief and each sneeze morphed into a blow of the nose. It was bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I’m a “excuse you” kinda guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 19 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: In answer to the OP, no I don't and actually don't want anyone else to say it to me as I feel that I need to thank them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 People say it because the Pope thought it would protect people from death. As good a reason as any to distance yourself from the saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Gezondheid is how we roll here in Euroland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) I'll say it when someone sneezes once, but sneezing twice/ three times in a row is absolutely pathetic behavior and I'll actively curse the wet-wipes engaging in such behavior. Edited January 12 by Barry Ferguson's Hat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 7 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I'll say it when someone sneezes once, but sneezing twice/ three times in a row is absolutely pathetic behavior and I'll actively curse the wet-wipes engaging in such behavior. Whit? If yer sneezing there's not much you can do to stop it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 f**k up u nob. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 A bloke I used to work with used to shout "a cha-cha" as he was sneezing, then followed it up by saying "other dances are available". Weirdo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 A tissue, a tissue. We all fall down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, Shotgun said: I say "Godzilla!". It's non-denominational. Trying to imagine if we all made the Godzilla roar every time we sneezed. Every fart should be preceded by the big booming doom notes of the original Godzilla theme, especially the tiny innocuous ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Was once sat next to a guy on a train who sneezes through his nose How else do folk sneeze?! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: People say it because the Pope thought it would protect people from death. As good a reason as any to distance yourself from the saying. I say it and I'm not dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Just now, ICTChris said: I say it and I'm not dead. So he was right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Woman I used to work with said "bless me" to herself when she sneezed - very weird ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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