Richey Edwards Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Fresh bedding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 The first cold pint with condensation running down the glass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 4 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Changing the shower head to jet, pointing it at your sack and gradually turning up the heat. Try it. 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This. ^^^ Into Dominatrix type posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 6 hours ago, pozbaird said: Those all-too-rare occasions when you go for a shite and it only takes one wipe of toilet paper to complete the process. Not as much as a mark on the paper. Clean as a whistle. Happy days. Why can’t all shites be like those? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clangers Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Putting on full weather gear when it’s pouring down and going for a walk in the woods, it’s tranquil and you never see anyone else! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Realising the PA system is broken/turned off in your train carriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 When you sit down for an evenings TV, have a bottle of wine and glass beside you, wee plate with cheese oatcakes, cold meat and the remote and your phone are both there within arm reach as you settle, you got it all there this time. No need to move for hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Walk into a bar you know, and the bar staff grab your brand of glass of hold up up and you nod, so as you arrive at the bar your pint is already pouring. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Putting on a new pair of socks or undies - a pleasure that one poster admitted to having every single day! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 17 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Walk into a bar you know, and the bar staff grab your brand of glass of hold up up and you nod, so as you arrive at the bar your pint is already pouring. One of my old man's mates would deliberately order something different if the bar staff in his local had the audacity to start pouring his drink before he ordered it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 37 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Walk into a bar you know, and the bar staff grab your brand of glass of hold up up and you nod, so as you arrive at the bar your pint is already pouring. Further to that, arranging to meet pals in a really busy pub and when you walk in a pal is already being served, meaning you have no waiting time for that glorious first pint. (Extra points if the dude is an absolute star and is getting a double round in.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 When an itchy arsehole arrives simultaneously with needing a shite. It can then be relieved during the latter wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 (edited) A combination of a large Morning piss loudly interrupted by a fart towards the end. Edited March 18 by gannonball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 14 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Dad? Garage !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Last year I found a PG Wodehouse short story I hadn't read before. Like immersing yourself in the most enjoyable world there is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Getting a bag of crisps with "too much" flavour. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Nibbling all the chocolate from around the edges of a Club biscuit before wolfing the remainder down with a cuppa’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 "MEETING CANCELLED" 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "MEETING CANCELLED" Any kind of social plans cancelled. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 16 hours ago, pozbaird said: Nearly forgot a good one…. You open a new coffee jar that has the tightly fitted paper seal on top. You punch a hole in it with a flourish, rip the seal completely off, and take in that initial rich waft of freshly opened coffee. It’s the coffee equivalent of bursting bubble wrap bubbles, or, when at school, covering your forearm with PVA glue and when it dries, peeling the stuff off. IMHO. I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away. Yes, I know, I am OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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