Cosmic Joe Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Apart from Rangers getting beat Plucking nasal hairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Dry farts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 An empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Sitting by a warm fire on a cold day, with a dug snoozing at your feet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 The smell of wild garlic along the river bank. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Changing the shower head to jet, pointing it at your sack and gradually turning up the heat. Try it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 The man changing to green just as you arrive at the crossing, meaning you cross the road without breaking stride. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Any night out at friends houses where the missus’ says ‘I’ll drive this time to let you have a drink’. I think the last one was in 1989. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Not as big a thrill now since Covid etc but having the exact amount of change in your pocket when paying for something so you didn't need to break a note 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 26 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Changing the shower head to jet, pointing it at your sack and gradually turning up the heat. Try it. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Those all-too-rare occasions when you go for a shite and it only takes one wipe of toilet paper to complete the process. Not as much as a mark on the paper. Clean as a whistle. Happy days. Why can’t all shites be like those? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 A stretch that cracks multiple joints 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Nearly forgot a good one…. You open a new coffee jar that has the tightly fitted paper seal on top. You punch a hole in it with a flourish, rip the seal completely off, and take in that initial rich waft of freshly opened coffee. It’s the coffee equivalent of bursting bubble wrap bubbles, or, when at school, covering your forearm with PVA glue and when it dries, peeling the stuff off. IMHO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 When the hedgehog departs the sphincter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 (edited) Just now, Derry Alli said: When the hedgehog departs the sphincter. ^^^^^^ Richard Gere. Edited March 17 by Zen Archer (Raconteur) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^^^^ Richard Gere. More like Neveraffdy Gere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 5 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: When the hedgehog departs the sphincter. It is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 27 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: When the hedgehog departs the sphincter. Having a ghostie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: Any night out at friends houses where the missus’ says ‘I’ll drive this time to let you have a drink’. I think the last one was in 1989. Dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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