Venti Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Use a palette knife to square off the (poorly poured) pint's head. Pretending I'm Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Whenever I talk about the coffee chain Tim Hortons, I always add "hears a who" after Hortons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I eat the chocolate off a Milky Way before eating the centre. Triangles from crisp packets is a given. I’m often guilty of forgetting to then bin them, so my wife gets infuriated by triangles left in the living room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 As others seem to indulge in this kind of weirdness, I pop Ferrero Rocher in my cavernous maw and chew off the chocolate/nuts down to the wafer, then suck on it until the liquid chocolate centre bursts through. It's like a wee challenge. Also used to chew off the ice cream from the outside of a Feast bar without breaking the hard chocolate centre. Harder than it seems. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, BFTD said: As others seem to indulge in this kind of weirdness, I pop Ferrero Rocher in my cavernous maw and chew off the chocolate/nuts down to the wafer, then suck on it until the liquid chocolate centre bursts through. It's like a wee challenge. Also used to chew off the ice cream from the outside of a Feast bar without breaking the hard chocolate centre. Harder than it seems. No way to speak about your mother David. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Eating own brand party mix crisps always in even numbers and usually the same shaped crisps as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Used to organise my Skittles Orange then Yellow then Green then Red then Purple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Used to organise my Skittles Orange then Yellow then Green then Red then Purple "I can sing a rainbow, Sing a rainbow too." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Many moons a go my wife worked with a guy from Ballantrae . Somehow the Beach Boys song Surfin Usa would get sung as Surfin Ballantrae, Every time i drive through it i can never get it out of my head even after all that time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 On 14/06/2024 at 10:05, BFTD said: Also used to chew off the ice cream from the outside of a Feast bar without breaking the hard chocolate centre. Harder than it seems. I used to try this with jaffa cakes, see if you can eat it apart from the jelly bit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 6 minutes ago, 54_and_counting said: I used to try this with jaffa cakes, see if you can eat it apart from the jelly bit Jesus, don't give me ideas. We'll end up being the auld boys who swirl a single sherbert lemon around their mouths all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 On 14/06/2024 at 21:07, Bert Raccoon said: Used to organise my Skittles Orange then Yellow then Green then Red then Purple Aye the purple ones are definitely the best. I always destroy the green ones first for obvious reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 I eat the chocolate and caramel off a twix first, then the biscuit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I eat the chocolate and caramel off a twix first, then the biscuit. I do the opposite ,biscuit first, toffee kept for last 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 2 minutes ago, dagane said: I do the opposite ,biscuit first, toffee kept for last How? I mean, physically? Doesn't it end up over your fingers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 39 minutes ago, BFTD said: Jesus, don't give me ideas. We'll end up being the auld boys who swirl a single sherbert lemon around their mouths all day. Impossible, the minute one wee bit of sherbert leaks out you crunch that bad boy asap lol Do it with a strawberry bonbon though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: How? I mean, physically? Doesn't it end up over your fingers? Nope ,never been an issue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 On 14/06/2024 at 10:05, BFTD said: As others seem to indulge in this kind of weirdness, I pop Ferrero Rocher in my cavernous maw and chew off the chocolate/nuts down to the wafer, then suck on it until the liquid chocolate centre bursts through. It's like a wee challenge. Also used to chew off the ice cream from the outside of a Feast bar without breaking the hard chocolate centre. Harder than it seems. On 14/06/2024 at 21:07, Bert Raccoon said: Used to organise my Skittles Orange then Yellow then Green then Red then Purple 14 hours ago, 54_and_counting said: I used to try this with jaffa cakes, see if you can eat it apart from the jelly bit 13 hours ago, scottsdad said: I eat the chocolate and caramel off a twix first, then the biscuit. Deviants........deviants all............D'ye f*ckin' hear me, you deviant b*sturts ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 I always love these threads where people pull back the curtain just a little too much and we can see the unrestrained madness that hides just under the surface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 On 16/06/2024 at 21:13, CarrbridgeSaintee said: I always destroy the green ones first for obvious reasons. Have you forgotten you're pretending to be a St Johnstone fan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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