alta-pete Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Once a week in this house. Although the bint never showed up today. Apparently she was taking her stepdad to his cancer appointment. As if! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 When I was a child, I used to go to my auntie's once a week for my tea. Said aunt insisted that I say: "Please may I leave the table?" on finishing the meal. On my asking on any occasion what was for tea. the same aunt would invariably reply: "Shite with sugar on it," Dundee, eh? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 4 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Having a working class person come in as a Cleaner is 100% middle class eh? Should people only employ middle class cleaners? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 5 hours ago, alta-pete said: Once a week in this house. Although the bint never showed up today. Apparently she was taking her stepdad to his cancer appointment. As if! Madame Alta-Pete with Lovely Feet a bit allergic to Pledge and Marigolds ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 On 11/07/2024 at 10:38, Granny Danger said: Also sells dressed crab. Who put that crab in a dress? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Madame Alta-Pete with Lovely Feet a bit allergic to Pledge and Marigolds ? We were discussing our distressing predicament with the neighbour earlier this evening. I don’t think she even knows where the hoover is kept. If challenged, I suspect she’d think Pledge & Marigolds was some new chi chi couturier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Just now, alta-pete said: We were discussing our distressing predicament with the neighbour earlier this evening. I don’t think she even knows where the hoover is kept. If challenged, I suspect she’d think Pledge & Marigolds was some new chi chi couturier. My wife phoned me last week as she couldn't work the washing machine. We've had it 5 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: My wife phoned me last week as she couldn't work the washing machine. We've had it 5 years. Years ago I was driving my wife's car, which she had for two years, and put the lights on halfway through our journey, she looked at a light down near the handbrake and asked 'what does that button do?' It was the fuel cap release button, I nearly drove the car off the road laughing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: My wife phoned me last week as she couldn't work the washing machine. We've had it 5 years. Pah. True story, last month Mrs a-p MkII managed to pull the washing machine door clean off its hinges. f**k knows how. (Infuriating Partners thread, I know. ) I don’t know what her 4D chess gameplan was but I wasn’t for buying it. Found a spares site and a new door for £17 - please bear in mind the hardest thing I do all day (apart from think) is drive a mouse round a desk - and my masculinity was bolstered by swapping the broken for new inside 45 minutes. With just the one cut finger. I know, cool story bro… 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Pah. True story, last month Mrs a-p MkII managed to pull the washing machine door clean off its hinges. f**k knows how. (Infuriating Partners thread, I know. ) I don’t know what her 4D chess gameplan was but I wasn’t for buying it. Found a spares site and a new door for £17 - please bear in mind the hardest thing I do all day (apart from think) is drive a mouse round a desk - and my masculinity was bolstered by swapping the broken for new inside 45 minutes. With just the one cut finger. I know, cool story bro… Does she have superhuman strength? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Does she have superhuman strength? Her dad didn’t christen her ‘big Olga frae the Volga’ without reason. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 36 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Pah. True story, last month Mrs a-p MkII managed to pull the washing machine door clean off its hinges. f**k knows how. (Infuriating Partners thread, I know. ) I don’t know what her 4D chess gameplan was but I wasn’t for buying it. Found a spares site and a new door for £17 - please bear in mind the hardest thing I do all day (apart from think) is drive a mouse round a desk - and my masculinity was bolstered by swapping the broken for new inside 45 minutes. With just the one cut finger. I know, cool story bro… If there’s no blood then it’s not a proper DIY job. Well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Plays in an amateur orchestra. Preferably strings (violin for mannies, viola/cello of the wifies). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 From the Daily Mail in 2015 Those London elite dentists up to no good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandmac Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: From the Daily Mail in 2015 Those London elite dentists up to no good. Man,the daily mail talks some pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Buying venison burgers at a farmer's market 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 9 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: From the Daily Mail in 2015 Those London elite dentists up to no good. Dont have electricians or lorry drivers in England then? Another Brexit bonus...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Plays in an amateur orchestra. Preferably strings (violin for mannies, viola/cello of the wifies). I would also add in "is a member of the local choir"* *Usually restricted to women of a certain age - my middle class sister who stays in Bath** is in one **Which is exceptionally middle class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 20 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Having a working class person come in as a Cleaner is 100% middle class eh? Exceptions for the old and infirm where the council or a charity is paying. Paying for one yourself so you can go to the gym then starbucks on the other hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 12 hours ago, alta-pete said: We were discussing our distressing predicament with the neighbour earlier this evening. I don’t think she even knows where the hoover is kept. If challenged, I suspect she’d think Pledge & Marigolds was some new chi chi couturier. Dyson V11 Advance, shoorely, at Chez a-p ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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