Bert Raccoon Posted Monday at 17:46 Share Posted Monday at 17:46 5 hours ago, Big Bobo said: I got it wrong it was toddlers not babies. I have sourced the post but it was already removed by the mods so I am not reposting it. I will say it's contents are about drag queens, toddlers, fisting and abuse. Rejected Cher lyrics for this nonsense 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted Monday at 17:58 Share Posted Monday at 17:58 With almost uncanny timing, the Sun (sorry!) has a "story" today about monkeys thwarting an attempted child rape. Hero monkeys fight off sex fiend You couldn't make this shit up - except, you obviously can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted Monday at 18:05 Share Posted Monday at 18:05 Did somebody say fisting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted Monday at 18:10 Share Posted Monday at 18:10 4 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: Did somebody say fisting? That’s some excellent alliteration there. If I ever get a peerage I’d like to be Count Carpet of Cathcart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted Monday at 18:31 Share Posted Monday at 18:31 (edited) 28 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: Did somebody say fisting? Julian Clary got properly cancelled for years for that joke, unlike these modern day whiney snowflakes. P.S. When I said properly, I meant improperly. Edited Monday at 18:35 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted Monday at 18:47 Share Posted Monday at 18:47 (edited) 17 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Julian Clary got properly cancelled for years for that joke, unlike these modern day whiney snowflakes. P.S. When I said properly, I meant improperly. "I'm not sure that many of the viewing public got that first quip: "It's very nice of you to recreate Hampstead Heath for me here"...(it was an infamous gay cruising area at that time as most of the studio audience would have been aware). It prepared the ground for the fisting one-liner...which then prepared the way for the "red box" double entendre...(red box being a government minister's box of official papers as well as a very sore backside post-fisting..). A very cleverly timed and executed succession of very good one-liners." YT comment......... Edited Monday at 18:49 by Florentine_Pogen 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted Monday at 19:14 Share Posted Monday at 19:14 I think that could be the funniest joke ever told on television. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Monday at 19:20 Share Posted Monday at 19:20 Can't help but feel that everyone under 35 will be confused as hell right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted Monday at 19:29 Share Posted Monday at 19:29 Can't tell jokes like that anymore because of woke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted Monday at 19:31 Share Posted Monday at 19:31 1 minute ago, Wee-Bey said: Can't tell jokes like that anymore because of woke. Although given Norman's in his eighties now, you could make one about Two-Tier Kier fisting him by taking away his winter heating allowance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted Monday at 19:53 Share Posted Monday at 19:53 39 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I think that could be the funniest joke ever told on television. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted Monday at 19:57 Share Posted Monday at 19:57 33 minutes ago, BFTD said: Can't help but feel that everyone under 35 will be confused as hell right now. Combined with the knowledge that he was the Liz Truss of the day regarding interest rates and the first couple of minutes of the video below, I think they'll get the jist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted Monday at 20:24 Share Posted Monday at 20:24 30 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: That was the one that immediately came to my mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted Monday at 20:33 Share Posted Monday at 20:33 34 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Combined with the knowledge that he was the Liz Truss of the day regarding interest rates and the first couple of minutes of the video below, I think they'll get the jist. Struggling to unimagine Mellor wearing a football top and naked from the waist down.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Monday at 20:43 Share Posted Monday at 20:43 17 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I've got a Mandela Effect memory of Spike calling him a "grovelling little shit". I can even remember how he phrased it. Very strange how the mind plays tricks on itself. This was a major story on the day's news, for those too young to remember. Man jokingly insults other man. 1 minute ago, Cosmic Joe said: Struggling to unimagine Mellor wearing a football top and naked from the waist down.. See if you can find the video of his gracious speech after being humiliatingly defeated in 1997. I've just noticed that he's a regular on GBNews now. Apparently there's no bottom to that particular barrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted Monday at 20:44 Share Posted Monday at 20:44 9 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Struggling to unimagine Mellor wearing a football top and naked from the waist down.. Or John Major nailing Edwina Currie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Monday at 20:46 Share Posted Monday at 20:46 2 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Or John Major nailing Edwina Currie Stop, stop, please stop. I don't think the idea of the thread is to set new records. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Monday at 20:49 Share Posted Monday at 20:49 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: That’s some excellent alliteration there. If I ever get a peerage I’d like to be Count Carpet of Cathcart. Everybody else already thinks you're a Count.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted Monday at 20:51 Share Posted Monday at 20:51 8 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Don’t you diss Cilla. With that high pitch and them gnashers she’s like a big sexy scouse Alvin the chipmunk. ^^^ our Graham ^^^ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted Monday at 21:13 Share Posted Monday at 21:13 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Can't help but feel that everyone under 35 will be confused as hell right now. B***** are under 35, you had better be f****** careful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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