Melanius Mullarkey Posted Monday at 17:54 Share Posted Monday at 17:54 I too have been to a wedding at Edinburgh Castle. And indeed, the bride and groom were serenaded by Mrs Mullarkey in St Margaret’s Chapel (no euph). And no it wasn’t Barry White before anyone asks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doormin Posted Monday at 18:36 Share Posted Monday at 18:36 10 hours ago, stevieKTID said: I went for a sh*t at House of Bruar. I was once in a knife fight in there. I was on the receiving end of a rather large slashing of my thumb from knuckle to knuckle and the first aider woman run over to me as I was swaying side to side and ... pushed the clothing rails away from me so I never got blood on the garments. Spoiler I was doing an install in the shop and cut my own thumb trying to hack open the hessian bags it was delivered in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted Monday at 18:44 Share Posted Monday at 18:44 ^^^^ Obviously related to @Shandon Par............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted Monday at 18:55 Share Posted Monday at 18:55 Accidentally pissed off a bridge into oncoming traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted Monday at 19:25 Share Posted Monday at 19:25 8 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I've been racking my brain but I cannot think of anything I've done that could be labelled 'posh'. However, many years ago, I took my girlfriend (now Mrs. F_P) for a drive around Perthshire and we ended up at House of Bruar where we went for a stroll in the woods and enjoyed a bit of 'al fresco friskiness' amongst the trees. We were picking pine needles out of our underpinnings for hours. I don't consider an outdoor shag at HoB as posh though. 8 hours ago, stevieKTID said: I did notice recently that "took the missus up the house of Bruar" had entered the Scottish vernacular. 8 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: It is classier than taking her up the Brodie Countryfare. When we were courting the now Mrs a-p mkII did, and still does, comment on how she liked it when I took her up the Ochils. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted Monday at 19:35 Share Posted Monday at 19:35 7 hours ago, philpy said: Must have been in a hurry to check the rangers score. Would be funny if the reason the Queen walked fast as fcuk is that she always left Buckingham Palace garden parties with ten minutes to go, to get to the underground and beat the crowds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted Monday at 19:39 Share Posted Monday at 19:39 8 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: My sister got invited to an event at Buckingham Palace years ago. She said the queen walked fast as f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted Monday at 20:53 Share Posted Monday at 20:53 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Accidentally pissed off a bridge into oncoming traffic. What exactly do you have to say to a bridge to piss it off? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted Monday at 21:13 Share Posted Monday at 21:13 I once went along as a guest to an officers' dinner at Edinburgh Castle. My old man was a retired captain in the TA - I went along as his driver really. Anyway, the head honcho hosting the dinner was hyper posh and asked that we excuse his poor enunciation as he had a terrible cold. But, he continued, it was a full blown, blue-blooded cold as he'd caught it directly from Her Maj. Newly commissioned officers had to stand on the table and make a speech. Port was passed. Much drink was taken - my old man spent much of the journey home with his head out of the car window. A bizarre experience all in all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Monday at 21:14 Share Posted Monday at 21:14 19 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: What exactly do you have to say to a bridge to piss it off? Forth Bridge? You're not even the Fifth Bridge.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted Tuesday at 00:52 Share Posted Tuesday at 00:52 I own several fast racing cars. Spoiler Scaletrix is great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted Tuesday at 00:56 Share Posted Tuesday at 00:56 I once went with a work colleague to a shop that sold hot potatoes where you choose various toppings. While almost everyone went for butter and grated cheese, I chose cottage cheese and chives. As far as my colleague was concerned I was obviously a toff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aDONisSheep Posted Tuesday at 09:18 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:18 15 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Hehmin! Fa gave you permission tae tik a photy o' me with my growler oot! Ye bloody wierdo! Yours, Gawd save the Queen, the facist regime! aDONis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aDONisSheep Posted Tuesday at 09:23 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:23 15 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: One day, that autograph of mine will be worth ₤hunners. Yours, I hope I don't die too soon, I pray the lord my soul to save! aDONis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted Tuesday at 10:40 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:40 9 hours ago, Fullerene said: I once went with a work colleague to a shop that sold hot potatoes where you choose various toppings. While almost everyone went for butter and grated cheese, I chose cottage cheese and chives. As far as my colleague was concerned I was obviously a toff. images.jfif 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted Tuesday at 10:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:42 9 hours ago, Fullerene said: I once went with a work colleague to a shop that sold hot potatoes where you choose various toppings. While almost everyone went for butter and grated cheese, I chose cottage cheese and chives. As far as my colleague was concerned I was obviously a toff. images.jfif 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted Tuesday at 18:14 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:14 Got a mortgage. Felt a big deal at the time as my parents or grandparents hadn't. My brother and sister haven't either. So, that was quite posh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago I once said “computing” and managed to pronounce both the “t” and the “ing”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago My brother once complained that he had shagged loads of nasty skanks in Alloa in the 90s, no bother, but shagged one posh bird who gave him VD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago I attended a conference at one of the Oxford colleges after which I, and several colleagues, hired a punt for a spot of jolly boating. No straw hats or stripey blazers but a sizeable carry-out. Propelling these things with a pole is harder than it looks. Not my natural milieu and less enjoyable than the Swannie Ponds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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