Are you common?

[tamthebam]

41 minutes ago, CountyinBorders said:

So I've scored 0 and I'm quite concerned.

 

 

^^^ Raffles the Gentleman Thug found

[Bert Raccoon]

5 hours ago, ICTChris said:

1 - Tie clips

2 - Liquid soap

3 - Eating on the street

4 - Holding a knife like a pen

5 - Mounted televsions

6 - Applying make-up in public

7 - Gin and tonic

8 - Prosecco in lieu of champagne

9  Eating on the Tube

10 - Personalised number plates

11 - Zoopla and Rightmove

12 - Hot tubs

13 - The Great British Bake Off

14 - Trainers, particularly Adidas

15 - Buying portraits

16 - Salted caramel

Solid eight. Common as mook.

[VincentGuerin]

2/16 for me.

I've been concerned for some time at the preponderance of large televisions in the UK over the last decade or so. There comes a point where it's too big and your living room looks silly. This is common as f**k and I judge it every time I see it. These buffoons go on as if it greatly enhances the viewing experience, but in my experience this is f**king nonsense.

I've long considered owning a large television to be gauche and a mounted television barbaric.

Have some self respect, people.

[coprolite]

4 minutes ago, VincentGuerin said:

2/16 for me.

I've been concerned for some time at the preponderance of large televisions in the UK over the last decade or so. There comes a point where it's too big and your living room looks silly. This is common as f**k and I judge it every time I see it. These buffoons go on as if it greatly enhances the viewing experience, but in my experience this is f**king nonsense.

I've long considered owning a large television to be gauche and a mounted television barbaric.

Have some self respect, people.

Wall mounted on a flexible arm is the way forward. Because of geometry and physics, having a modern telly on a stand on a cabinet in the same house as children is not a viable option. They are destructive creatures.

[Gibby82]

I would suggest Gucci trainers as an indicator of commonness before Adidas.

That and holidays to Dubai. 

[Central Belt Caley]

I’d like to add using Klarna to Mr Hanson’s list 

[VincentGuerin]

7 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Wall mounted on a flexible arm is the way forward. Because of geometry and physics, having a modern telly on a stand on a cabinet in the same house as children is not a viable option. They are destructive creatures.

Why would anyone have children in their home?

[coprolite]

1 minute ago, VincentGuerin said:

Why would anyone have children in their home?

It’s a question I often ask myself. I think it’s because I’d get jailed for keeping them in the garden. 
 

[Black_and_White_Stripes]

26 minutes ago, coprolite said:

It’s a question I often ask myself. I think it’s because I’d get jailed for keeping them in the garden. 
 

Off topic, but I did my family tree on Ancestry and found out that my great-granddad - who died when I was in my twenties and so was someone I knew - lost his mum in early childhood. I mentioned this to my aunt and she told me that his step-mum hated him and made him live in a shed in the garden and fed him the scraps from the rest of the family's meals!  

[Sergeant Wilson]

24 minutes ago, Black_and_White_Stripes said:

Off topic, but I did my family tree on Ancestry and found out that my great-granddad - who died when I was in my twenties and so was someone I knew - lost his mum in early childhood. I mentioned this to my aunt and she told me that his step-mum hated him and made him live in a shed in the garden and fed him the scraps from the rest of the family's meals!  

 

[CountyinBorders]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

^^^ Raffles the Gentleman Thug found

[DrewDon]

I do a grocery shop at M&S at least once a week, so definitely not. 

[tongue_tied_danny]

5 minutes ago, DrewDon said:

I do a grocery shop at M&S at least once a week, so definitely not. 

Do you wear a Gant polo shirt while you're shopping?

[Richey Edwards]

People who order Western dishes from Chinese takeaways are f**king scruffs.

[velo army]

Only eat on the street when I'm not in Aberdoom mainly as a treat (no Pterodactyls to hauf inch my piece), so I'm a dilettante of a commoner. A day tripper, like thon Greek lassie in thon Pulp Song.

[RawB93]

2 hours ago, Gibby82 said:

I would suggest Gucci trainers as an indicator of commonness before Adidas.

Few boys in my year had these absolute honkers

£300+ even today  

They were all absolute minks

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

21 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

People who order Western dishes from Chinese takeaways are f**king scruffs.

How dare folk like chips.

[HeartsOfficialMoaner]

27 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

People who order Western dishes from Chinese takeaways are f**king scruffs.

Salt n vinegar?

[oneteaminglasgow]

5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said:

Mink then.

Edited it 

That’s really not any better, tbh. 

[MazzyStar]

6 hours ago, coprolite said:

I have an android but have turned the font size down to almost illegibly tiny, but only on my text messages. I've no idea how and can't turn it back. 

I also have an i phone. Its controls are wrong. 

^^^