doulikefish Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 This c**t in space is delaying masterchef 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 People who make the ahh sound after Every. Single. Sip. No you haven't just quenched a week long thirst, its been 10 seconds since you last sipped your third cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I fucking hate students too, being a student myself has only heightened this hatred. I was sitting in a lecture a few weeks ago when I overheard a couple of boys talking about football. One said to the other "what about Liecester eh, and Jamie Vardy eh, chat shit get banged." I fucking hate students, and I fucking hate that 'chat shit get banged' patter, so a student saying that just about tipped me over the fucking edge. Also, the amount of students who have to let you know how much they drink and how hungover they are. Because, you know, only students consume alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 This c**t in space is delaying masterchef People who validate the absolute and utter shite that is on TV these days by watching programmes like masterchef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 ^^^ prefers Ready, Steady, Cook. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450216064.360958.jpg I thought he was more of a Fanny boy myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Yesterdays jalapeños have finally made a return 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Students can hate students, it's quite a simple concept. I hate a lot of people similar to myself, and I'm starting to acknowledge a common denominator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Students can hate students, it's quite a simple concept. I hate a lot of people similar to myself, and I'm starting to acknowledge a common denominator. Being at uni is fucking class and anyone who disagrees isn't making the most of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Being some slags bitch doesnt sound fucking class tbh Burd B isn't a student m8 Neither is burd A come to think of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Being at uni is fucking class and anyone who disagrees isn't making the most of it. I don't hate being a student, I hate a lot of students. Now I see it isn't just romance that is an incredibly difficult concept for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Being at uni is fucking class and anyone who disagrees isn't making the most of it.Spending your time trolling a football forum isn't 'making the most of it' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Motorway gantries that show info that has f**k all relevance to the road you are on or the direction you are travelling. E.G. Just been out on a road test and a gantry on the M8 westbound near Glasgow Airport is showing FRB CLOSED FOR THE NORTH USE M8/M73/M9/A9 I'm almost 50 miles from the Forth Bridge, and going in the opposite direction. Anyone planning on going north on the M8 westbound is definitely going the wrong way. Edited December 16, 2015 by peasy23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Spending your time trolling a football forum isn't 'making the most of it' I get pissed 2-3 times a week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I get pissed 2-3 times a week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Motorway gantries that show info that has f**k all relevance to the road you are on or the direction you are travelling. E.G. Just been out on a road test and a gantry on the M8 westbound near Glasgow Airport is showing FRB CLOSED FOR THE NORTH USE M8/M73/M9/A9 I'm almost 50 miles from the Forth Bridge, and going in the opposite direction. Anyone planning on going north on the M8 westbound is definitely going the wrong way. In the middle of the Highlands, hunners o miles from any airport, ferry or border crossing, why is there a big sign in three languages* saying "Drive on the left"? * And why isn't one of the languages teuchter/gaelic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Motorway gantries that show info that has f**k all relevance to the road you are on or the direction you are travelling. E.G. Just been out on a road test and a gantry on the M8 westbound near Glasgow Airport is showing FRB CLOSED FOR THE NORTH USE M8/M73/M9/A9 I'm almost 50 miles from the Forth Bridge, and going in the opposite direction. Anyone planning on going north on the M8 westbound is definitely going the wrong way. Better telling all drivers as soon as possible, if no restrictions on that particular road. Something as major as the FRB being closed should be country notified. Better than 2 miles from the bridge. All roads lead to the FRB an awa that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I get pissed 2-3 times a weekAye,I've seen the evidence on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I've got secret Santa at work today..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 People that talk about Star Wars. Some bint at work was googling spoilers and then telling people about it. It's on the BBC News homepage as well ffs. I don't want to know anything about it. Even if it's pish, don't tell me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 ^^^ prefers Ready, Steady, Cook. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450216064.360958.jpg I thought he was more of a Fanny boy myself. It's a sign of mass stupidity that people can be conned in to watching fucking cooking programmes because they're presented in a way that suggests they're something different. THEY'RE FUCKING COOKING PROGRAMMES YOU MORONS. If the complete lapse of civilisation is eventually traced back to this era it will have f**k all to do with Muslim terrorism or global warming; it will be the direct result of stupid people watching 'reality' television and fucking cooking programmes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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