mizfit Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Schemies in the doctors waiting room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Schemies in the doctors waiting room. If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. Oh I don't want to deny them. Just I don't want to hear them moan down the phone how destiny's dad is a deadbeat and how they're gonna give someone a hiding the next time they see them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 As far as I concerned feed him through the shredder. You can put on Radio 2, 3 , 4, 5, 6...... Northsound 1 or 2, Original, SHMU, anything you like but Radio1. It is the most appalling pollution of noise that is possible by inane wankers telling inane things to inane listeners, and the music ain't great either. I would have snapped by now. Sledgehammer the radio or him, whatever easier. #NotaRadio1fan Talksport........FFS! Non-stop shouting to White Van Man in Essex over the sound of his van engine. The adverts are designed for total, utter halfwits. "BUY BIG HAMMERS FROM SCREWFIX!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it Should run a sweepie on when you'll get a ride in the new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Talksport........FFS! Non-stop shouting to White Van Man in Essex over the sound of his van engine. The adverts are designed for total, utter halfwits. "BUY BIG HAMMERS FROM SCREWFIX!" TalkSport has no business being broadcast outside of England, and that's before you even get on to the utter roasters who pay money to call in and argue with the phone bait arguments they put out. Just out of interest, how much are these hammers? For a mate, like. You got something that needs nailed, Moz? Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it The missus had finally enough of your deviant ways, huh? Sounds like Mozza might be able to sort you out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Just out of interest, how much are these hammers? For a mate, like. The b*****ds weren't letting on. They lure you in with their cockernee banter and the bargains just ain't as bargainy as you'd expect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Last shag on our old bed :-(. I will miss it I take it the mattress is full, then? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 People who don't take their turn to go in goals at fives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 People who don't take their turn to go in goals at fives. Usually greedy c***s who think they're superstars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Teachers who refer to the pupils as "our young people" or "the young people in my S1 class", etc. They deserve to die. If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. This advice works for the first post too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loon From Outta Toon Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 People breathing.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 People breathing.. A man after my own heart. What do you intend we do about it, sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Privatise air. I'm amazed they haven't done it already, what with the damned Frenchies owning most of the water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Privatise air. I'm amazed they haven't done it already, what with the damned Frenchies owning most of the water.Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air? Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html Don't get me started on the Chinese! Exhibit one...in Hong Kong the c***s would actually get on the bus with their umbrellas still up to avoid a wee drop of rain. Fucktards. More to follow once i take one of my pills to calm down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 HK you are quite an immature 51 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Usually greedy c***s who think they're superstars. Worse than that is the guy who goes in and let's the first shot on target trundle in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 HK you are quite an immature 51 year old. You sound like my ex-wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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