WFAANW Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Teachers who refer to the pupils as "our young people" or "the young people in my S1 class", etc. They deserve to die. If you want to live in a society where people from certain socio-economic groups are denied any sort of decent free medical care you should move to the U.S. This advice works for the first post too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loon From Outta Toon Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 People breathing.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 People breathing.. A man after my own heart. What do you intend we do about it, sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Privatise air. I'm amazed they haven't done it already, what with the damned Frenchies owning most of the water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Privatise air. I'm amazed they haven't done it already, what with the damned Frenchies owning most of the water.Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh" air? Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Bottled water has been recognised as the biggest marketing success/scam in history, but the Canadians took that title by flogging cans of fresh air to the Chinese... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12051354/Chinese-buy-up-bottles-of-fresh-air-from-Canada.html Don't get me started on the Chinese! Exhibit one...in Hong Kong the c***s would actually get on the bus with their umbrellas still up to avoid a wee drop of rain. Fucktards. More to follow once i take one of my pills to calm down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Usually greedy c***s who think they're superstars. Worse than that is the guy who goes in and let's the first shot on target trundle in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 HK you are quite an immature 51 year old. You sound like my ex-wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Actually,living in far east amongst people who simplify the language has rubbed off on me...that's my excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Good stuff, its pure coincidence i brought this up in PTTGOYN Cyber bang in the puss on its way for that Throbber! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I've seen me have my shot in goals and have a worldy. By the end of the game I've reckoned I spent half an hour in goals whilst the other 4 players split 30 mins between them. 7 1/2 mins each average to my 30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I've seen me have my shot in goals and have a worldy. By the end of the game I've reckoned I spent half an hour in goals whilst the other 4 players split 30 mins between them. 7 1/2 mins each average to my 30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 The trick is to go in first, then flog one. Proclaim 'sorry biys, I'll stay in for another' then actually try. When you're then scored against you've already been in for 2 and when your turn comes back around, you're skipped and get a longer run outfield. Brains, beauty n' #Ballin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Did someone call for a lazy fatty? I take it the old 'only spectacular goals count' rule isn't still in effect these days? That tended to scunner the bawbags to a degree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh air". An elderly relative who lived in London at the end of WW2 used to tell me that Yank soldiers bought tins of London Smog to take home as a souvenir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! They've started infecting the shopping centres too. Between them, the PPI b*****ds, the AA and the Sky tossers, all wandering about trying to catch your eye it's getting so that you're on edge before you even get started with the shoplifting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Staff in fast-food joints who are programmed to regurgitate a series of fixed questions regardless of the response you give. I'm exaggerating for effect here, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! Find out which charity they work for and report them. Charities should not be able to indulge in these tactics any more than anyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they're employed by a third party agency also taking a cut from donations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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