throbber Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 You sound like my ex-wife. Its not a bad thing - your typing style is just like an excitable 20 something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Actually,living in far east amongst people who simplify the language has rubbed off on me...that's my excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Good stuff, its pure coincidence i brought this up in PTTGOYN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Good stuff, its pure coincidence i brought this up in PTTGOYN Cyber bang in the puss on its way for that Throbber! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I've seen me have my shot in goals and have a worldy. By the end of the game I've reckoned I spent half an hour in goals whilst the other 4 players split 30 mins between them. 7 1/2 mins each average to my 30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I've seen me have my shot in goals and have a worldy. By the end of the game I've reckoned I spent half an hour in goals whilst the other 4 players split 30 mins between them. 7 1/2 mins each average to my 30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 The trick is to go in first, then flog one. Proclaim 'sorry biys, I'll stay in for another' then actually try. When you're then scored against you've already been in for 2 and when your turn comes back around, you're skipped and get a longer run outfield. Brains, beauty n' #Ballin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Did someone call for a lazy fatty? I take it the old 'only spectacular goals count' rule isn't still in effect these days? That tended to scunner the bawbags to a degree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about some bloke in China selling "fresh air". An elderly relative who lived in London at the end of WW2 used to tell me that Yank soldiers bought tins of London Smog to take home as a souvenir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! They've started infecting the shopping centres too. Between them, the PPI b*****ds, the AA and the Sky tossers, all wandering about trying to catch your eye it's getting so that you're on edge before you even get started with the shoplifting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Staff in fast-food joints who are programmed to regurgitate a series of fixed questions regardless of the response you give. I'm exaggerating for effect here, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! Find out which charity they work for and report them. Charities should not be able to indulge in these tactics any more than anyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they're employed by a third party agency also taking a cut from donations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Charity muggers. The same 3 folk stand in the area next to my work and everyday when I go out of the building for meetings etc they catch me and likewise when I'm going back in. Fucking annoying, how many times do they need told - I happily give to charity but not to random c***s on the street - I set up the direct debits myself when I decide I want to, no being guilt tripped by arseholes calling me 'darling' one even started walking up the street with me! There's one who stands inside WH Smith on Sauchiehall Street, but still shouts "Help the Brain Tumour Charity" at full volume any time anyone passes him. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Shelter seem particularly bad for this in the Forth Valley. Terrible faux-mateyness and following people who clearly aren't interested. If they aren't on commission, they're seriously misguided with their used car dealer approach. Who gives their bank details to a stranger on the street anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Where i was, Unicef were worse than double glazing salesman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Staff in fast-food joints who are programmed to regurgitate a series of fixed questions regardless of the response you give. I'm exaggerating for effect here, but still. Call centre staff are just as bad.Phoned my catalogue a few years ago to place an order. Once through and whilst waiting on my order "being processed. "We have a couple of offers on your account sir" 1st 1 is the England top. "I'm Scottish mate" 2nd 1 is the England tracksuit. "Still Scottish bud" Edited January 29, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Who gives their bank details to a stranger on the street anyway? Aw, and I thought that you and me were pals BFTD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Aw, and I thought that you and me were pals BFTD. Like I telt you, 50p for a cup of tea is fine, but setting up a direct debit is just pushing things a wee bit. I do admire your chutzpah, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 In a similar vein, some bint in the Overgate shopping centre asked me 5 times if I wanted Sky TV in the space of about half an hour (ie walking back and forth between shops). The place wasnt exactly heaving. Surely she would have remembered my debonair looks and long flowing golden locks. She was a wid not, before anyone asks. Ginger lassie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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