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You've never heard of anybody using deep heat? If you've never seen anybody use it you'll have definitely smelt it if you've played football. Changing rooms everywhere stink of the stuff.

I use it because my legs often get really tight/start aching as I go running/gym/football 5 days a week. They're usually fucked come the end of it so I put it on to make sure I don't cramp up.

It really is superb stuff, burns like mad though if you get it in the wrong places.

Genuinely amazed you've never heard of it. Are you being serious or joking about?

I'm guessing that you macho 5/7/11 types who are less fit than they think they are reckon 'aye, a wee bit o' rub and I'll turn into Pele'

It's a wonder that boxing gyms don't reek of spinach given that Popeye can cuff any lug in his path.

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You've never heard of anybody using deep heat? If you've never seen anybody use it you'll have definitely smelt it if you've played football. Changing rooms everywhere stink of the stuff.

I use it because my legs often get really tight/start aching as I go running/gym/football 5 days a week. They're usually fucked come the end of it so I put it on to make sure I don't cramp up.

It really is superb stuff, burns like mad though if you get it in the wrong places.

Genuinely amazed you've never heard of it. Are you being serious or joking about?

By the time you reach forty you won't be able to stand up if you keep this up. Give yourself a rest from time to time son.
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You've never heard of anybody using deep heat? If you've never seen anybody use it you'll have definitely smelt it if you've played football. Changing rooms everywhere stink of the stuff.

I use it because my legs often get really tight/start aching as I go running/gym/football 5 days a week. They're usually fucked come the end of it so I put it on to make sure I don't cramp up.

It really is superb stuff, burns like mad though if you get it in the wrong places.

Genuinely amazed you've never heard of it. Are you being serious or joking about?

Do you wear cycling shorts as well?
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You've never heard of anybody using deep heat? If you've never seen anybody use it you'll have definitely smelt it if you've played football. Changing rooms everywhere stink of the stuff.

I use it because my legs often get really tight/start aching as I go running/gym/football 5 days a week. They're usually fucked come the end of it so I put it on to make sure I don't cramp up.

Erm yes, because nothing demonstrates fitness quite like having to apply Deep Heat, to avoid seizing up like old man Danger getting out of his piss-stained armchair.

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