Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 So many fails across the board. I agree, one day you'll just stop posting. Surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Do you have a good job mozza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 All the shite of the day rolls to me. Site guys, architects, clients, owners, designers, engineers, suppliers, subcontractors, building control, banking, tax, accountants, all goes through me. I get to listen to the utter nonsense of everyone involved for only £250,000 per annum*. *or possibly slightly less. Has a burger van outside the site, I would reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Has a burger van outside the site, I would reckon. You know, if it wasn't for the early starts and smell of hot burger fat, I reckon one could make a decent living doing that, especially given how much the b*****ds charge when they've got your undivided attention like at gigs, fitba games, festivals etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 You know, if it wasn't for the early starts and smell of hot burger fat, I reckon one could make a decent living doing that, especially given how much the b*****ds charge when they've got your undivided attention like at gigs, fitba games, festivals etc. You may find the 'Insurance' for such businesses can be a bit steep in some areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 You may find the 'Insurance' for such businesses can be a bit steep in some areas. I had not considered the outside threats to the business from gangsters and the like. Thanks for setting me straight. I will now give up my dream of owning and operating a manky roll van. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I had not considered the outside threats to the business from gangsters and the like. Thanks for setting me straight. I will now give up my dream of owning and operating a manky roll van. Being a bankie, surely you're aware of the Dave's Place/Burger van incident on Dumbarton Road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Being a bankie, surely you're aware of the Dave's Place/Burger van incident on Dumbarton Road? I'm afraid you'd need to enlighten me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm afraid you'd need to enlighten me. Enlighten is a good choice of word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 "Berger van torched by rival because bacon rolls were 15 p cheaper reopens." Interesting although not surprising for Clydebank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Went to order my girlfriend something on a website and the website crashed on the payment processing screen. So I looked at my account and there was no orders so I tried it again and the same thing happened so I gave up. Looked at my account a couple days later and there was two orders pending payment. So I emailed them to cancel one, only for them to say that there's no record of the order in their system. This would've been fine, but the funds had been removed from my bank account and so after a few emails back and forth, getting nowhere I contacted my bank who gave me the authorisation number for the payments as the company can find no record of payment. Apparent this was no help and now I'm having to contact Visa to get them to get my money back. Was it trainers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 He's not mentioned the site; clearly a strap-on for Valentine's pegging activities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Was it trainers? Unfortunately not, a couple of band t-shirts! He's not mentioned the site; clearly a strap-on for Valentine's pegging activities. Should have seen that one coming tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm afraid you'd need to enlighten me. Dave of Dave's Place (I don't know if his name's Dave, just assuming) took it upon himself to torch the burger van along the road in an attempt to eliminate the competition. The silly b*****d stood and watched it burn as the police and fire engines turned up. The burger van was old and shitty but insured. Burger van is now huge and does everything from soup to burgers to chilli and is (I assume) absolutely coining it in. Dave is now taking a cold, hard cock up the bum in some hovel of a jail somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 People insisting that the waitress goes through the wine list and points out which wines are suitable for vegetarians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Dave of Dave's Place (I don't know if his name's Dave, just assuming) took it upon himself to torch the burger van along the road in an attempt to eliminate the competition. The silly b*****d stood and watched it burn as the police and fire engines turned up. The burger van was old and shitty but insured. Burger van is now huge and does everything from soup to burgers to chilli and is (I assume) absolutely coining it in. Dave is now taking a cold, hard cock up the bum in some hovel of a jail somewhere. Poor Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Dave is now taking a cold, hard cock up the bum As is ListerRRFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 People insisting that the waitress goes through the wine list and points out which wines are suitable for vegetarians. Nobody, but nobody is that stupid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Vegetarian wine is a thing. Winemakers sometimes use animal based products like glycerin and albumen to remove impurities from the wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 It allows me to pursue various hobbies. I doubt you have much of a life out with p and b. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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