Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Young people describing something as "fried"What, like eggs or sausages? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicesterlichtie Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Audiences at any sort of Q&A clapping at every answer given. Usually political Q&A where they don't even understand what has just been said. Donuts ðŸ©!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Young people describing something as "fried" ^^^Took too much acid back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Port Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ^^^Took too much acid back in the day. Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Eh? ^^^fried 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 That fucking Flora advert with the family settling down to a meal of peas and broccoli. Just f**k off. Also, I just watched a programme on CBS Reality that interviewed three people about terrible things that have happened to them, and they kept switching back and forth between them in small three-minute segments. Every time they switched, they felt the need to explain what's been said so far, like those annoying post-advert-break catchups. There's been so many that they could probably have cut the running time down to 20 minutes from an hour if they'd just told the b*****d stories one after the other. Or, y'know, not assumed their audience has the memory of goldfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 That fucking Flora advert with the family settling down to a meal of peas and broccoli. Just f**k off. Also, I just watched a programme on CBS Reality that interviewed three people about terrible things that have happened to them, and they kept switching back and forth between them in small three-minute segments. Every time they switched, they felt the need to explain what's been said so far, like those annoying post-advert-break catchups. There's been so many that they could probably have cut the running time down to 20 minutes from an hour if they'd just told the b*****d stories one after the other. Or, y'know, not assumed their audience has the memory of goldfish. . My missus has started watching airport security programmes, I think just to annoy me, they do exactly the same, rather then just tell 1 shit story of some smuggling c**t/duty avoiding toaster at once they run 3 stories at once, but keep re-going over the story. Also it's voiced over by Timmy Spall, from auf wiedersehen pet. No wonder I drink. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Some of the roasters that phone in radio stations with requests (Simon mayo's all request Friday being the worst). "Hi, this is poppy from Sussex, I'm going away with my little brother and my mummy and daddy to watch cousin play water polo, can you play ed sheeran for me". Piss off you little snob, I'm away to have a w**k but I'm not going to phone Simon up and ask him to play "come together". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 American programmes where the dialogue is so quiet you'd think it was a secret ,then a wee bit of background music comes on and its as loud as the Somme. Seems especially bad on Sky Atlantic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Some of the roasters that phone in radio stations with requests (Simon mayo's all request Friday being the worst). "Hi, this is poppy from Sussex, I'm going away with my little brother and my mummy and daddy to watch cousin play water polo, can you play ed sheeran for me". Piss off you little snob, I'm away to have a w**k but I'm not going to phone Simon up and ask him to play "come together". Is there something you have forgotten to tell us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Is there something you have forgotten to tell us? Have you ever seen Philpy & Throbber not in the same room together? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Port Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 ^^^fried What, eggs or sausages? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) What, eggs or sausages?Is there an echo in here? Edited March 12, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 In here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 There, there on the stair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Doing overtime tomorrow. Was meant to be the start of my holiday:-(. Holiday. Holiday. Holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Doing overtime tomorrow. Was meant to be the start of my holiday :-( Fùck that. You and 19QOS19 could have a lovely relationship, you'd never see each other right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I work HARD every Saturday. My sneeze fart last Saturday, being audible proof of such. No, eh didn't follow through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I work HARD every Saturday. My sneeze fart last Saturday, being audible proof of such. No, eh didn't follow through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 bullshit-detector.jpg C'mon to f**k, mate. When have eh ever lied on here. Besides, it would've made a far better story had I pit my shants and I definitely would've telt aw c**t. Stick that in your antipodean pipe an smoke it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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