philpy Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Roadside bomb?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Minutes silence at New Douglas Park this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Minutes silence at New Douglas Park this evening. Aye, they're only wee, 30 seconds each side and some tartare sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 fish dead in fish tank this morning. :-( Maybe they drowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Teenagers go to Ikea? It's a meatball thing Grandad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Every day I come home from work the same way. Every day I get to same roundabout and some clownboot will be sitting waiting for ages because they don't understand the basic principle of giving way to traffic from the right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I've posted this before, but it continues to infuriate me; the way Americans pronounce 'herbs'. Just where the f**k do they get 'urhbs' from?! Why do they think that's an acceptable way to pronounce it? It makes people sound like the thickest fucks in the world when they say it. Also the term 'Brexit'. Herb is also a common name in the US, and is pronounced correctly in this case, which makes it even more f*cking ridiculous, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I haven't got thyme for that kind of shite. I;m too old for the pun caper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Our Sky broadband hub arrived today, but because they made an arse of my address, the account isn't live until the 3rd of March. Still without internet for another week, that'll be a month by the time we actually get it running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I;m too old for the pun caper.Sage advice,but fennel it all end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Sage advice,but fennel it all end? Someone is bound to get caraway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Someone is bound to get caraway. It's only a matter of thyme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Folk that take for ever to order food at a fast food restraunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Folk that take for ever to order food at a fast food restraunt I had to wait 10 mins for one guy at the shop this evening. First it was the shopping, which is fine, but then checking a pile of lottery tickets (shop keeper having to type some code in for each for whatever reason), then dicking about over a choice of fags, then trying to pay for the gas and lecky through the pay point machine, then wanting cashback etc. All whilst the shop assistant continued to face-up as a huge queue developed. Had there been another shop nearby then I would have actually just dumped the bread/milk/beer and gone elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I had to wait 10 mins for one guy at the shop this evening. First it was the shopping, which is fine, but then checking a pile of lottery tickets (shop keeper having to type some code in for each for whatever reason), then dicking about over a choice of fags, then trying to pay for the gas and lecky through the pay point machine, then wanting cashback etc. All whilst the shop assistant continued to face-up as a huge queue developed. Had there been another shop nearby then I would have actually just dumped the bread/milk/beer and gone elsewhere. Who'd have thunk that there was a cave co-op. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Do P&B's shoppers only frequent places which have one person serving at a time, all the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Do P&B's shoppers only frequent places which have one person serving at a time, all the time? The Co-op nearest me is really bad for only putting one person on the tills, and having 4 other useless wanks walking about the aisles pretending to do something. They'll see you standing in a big f**k off queue, but will they do anything about it? Will they f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 The Co-op nearest me is really bad for only putting one person on the tills, and having 4 other useless wanks walking about the aisles pretending to do something. They'll see you standing in a big f**k off queue, but will they do anything about it? Will they f**k. Same as the one beside me, the people on the tills are all gossips too, standing in line listening to a lot of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdAccount Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Hate the taboo about going to the cinema alone. Really want to see Deadpool but none of my mates are interested. Plan on seeing it on my own before/after the game tomorrow and already getting grief about. I don't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Hate the taboo about going to the cinema alone. Really want to see Deadpool but none of my mates are interested. Plan on seeing it on my own before/after the game tomorrow and already getting grief about. I don't understand. Beastisms thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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