Monster Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Squarebear punters wearing T-shirts of bands they almost certainly aren't into in order to appear edgy. All the more obvious when the Black Sabbath album you choose to commemorate on your chest is Never Say Die, which even the band are happy to admit was a pile of shite. I remember asking my neice when she got into The Ramones, as I pointed at the Ramones t-shirt she had on. Her reply: "Who?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Update on the skiver - he's no coming back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Update on the skiver - he's no coming back.Did he get sacked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Not sure sarge, all i know is he didn't turn up today and that he's not coming back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Not sure sarge, all i know is he didn't turn up today and that he's not coming back. All you had to do was pass on the message.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Update on the skiver - he's no coming back.Is the body still in the boot or have you disposed of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 We don't though. I meant to green dot this but pressed red in error. Your fault for making me snort half my dinner back out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Trying to navigate buchanan street and avoid all the charity fundraisers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) The 2 Ronnies. Unfunny pish. Edited March 31, 2016 by P45 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 MOT and service tomorrow. I hate that moment your phone rings and it's the mechanic with yer bill. I usually stand there with the revolver just in case 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Four candles. Fork handles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Curtain twitching nosey neighbours. Doing half million pound development works at a site and getting complaints from neighbours that they can see pallets outside our job from their window. Outside our job, not outside their house. Threatening to complain to the council because they can see building materials at a building site in their street. Not even lying about all over the place, stacked inside our fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 The guy next to me in work reading out his number over the phone and using both zero and "oh" Pick a side, pal. Bet he calls it Eggy Toast too... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Curtain twitching nosey neighbours. Doing half million pound development works at a site and getting complaints from neighbours that they can see pallets outside our job from their window. Outside our job, not outside their house. Threatening to complain to the council because they can see building materials at a building site in their street. Not even lying about all over the place, stacked inside our fence. Would the council even give a f**k? Where are materials supposed to be, as surely inside the fence area is fine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Would the council even give a f**k? Where are materials supposed to be, as surely inside the fence area is fine? In this particular neighbourhood the council probably would, sadly. Were it in a slightly less salubrious postcode then they'd file it in the bin. Why they think they can complain about it being inside the fence though is anyone's guess. Just snobs being snobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 In this particular neighbourhood the council probably would, sadly. Were it in a slightly less salubrious postcode then they'd file it in the bin. Why they think they can complain about it being inside the fence though is anyone's guess. Just snobs being snobs. Even if the Council do give a f**k what can they do? Probably f**k all. If anyone shows up be as insulting to them as you are to me on here, it will brighten your day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Even if the Council do give a f**k what can they do? Probably f**k all. If anyone shows up be as insulting to them as you are to me on here, it will brighten your day. Good idea, arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Even if the Council do give a f**k what can they do? Probably f**k all. If anyone shows up be as insulting to them as you are to me on here, it will brighten your day. Aye, and boot them in the fucking pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) Sweet Pete is all talk and no trousers and will ultimately shite it under pressure.The no trousers would be a bonus then. Edited March 31, 2016 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Mr Rational ends every second post with '...' as if he's constantly posting some sort of cliffhanger. I've contemplated killing people in close vicinity when reading his posts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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