Boghead ranter Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Folk who put dead matches back in the matchbox. Yes, you know who you are (although I hope you dont read anything on this site). Folk who put the empty After 8 wrappers back in the box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The mother in law has a toy dog that plays puppy love for about a min after the paw is pressed. My toddler loves it and gets upset if he cant find it or the music doesnt play. To say its replaced the macarena singing squirrel as most hated thing in that house is an understatement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The mother in law has a toy dog that plays puppy love for about a min after the paw is pressed. My toddler loves it and gets upset if he cant find it or the music doesnt play. To say its replaced the mother in law as most hated thing in that house is an understatement ^^^ What he really meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Tried to use my First Glasgow mTicket after work today but the app crashed and now my 10 week pass is showing as expired even though it has six weeks to run. No bother, I thought. I'll phone customer services and get it fixed in no time. Only they shut at fucking 5pm. What a shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Women and new kitchens. 8 hours a day of chirping on about 'the new kitchen'. Tiles, flooring, fitters, reliability, packing utensils, it's like a fucking obsession. I don't give a flying f**k about the kitchen. That's where women go to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 That's where women go to live. You.Are.WORSE.Than.Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Toasters that have three spaces - everyone puts toast on in even quantities surely! Optimum amount of bread, if you're consuming an entire tin of beans while having beans on toast, is 3 slices. #imagrubber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Optimum amount of bread, if you're consuming an entire tin of beans while having beans on toast, is 3 slices. #imagrubber Cannot agree with that. Full tin of beans goes with 4 slices of toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Beans on toast etiquette thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 All set for an afternoon of bookies and beer gardens and the carer I'd booked to look after my folks phones up saying she's got the flu. Bet she's a fucking Hibee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 ^^ get 'em in a home ya cheapskate. Or a flight to Switzerland. Anyhoo , decided I should finally insure the car, so got a few quotes on a comparison website. By far the cheapest was a company I'd never heard of, but whose strapline was 'part of SAGA'. I'm only 49 Think they're getting the claws in early for next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 All set for an afternoon of bookies and beer gardens and the carer I'd booked to look after my folks phones up saying she's got the flu. Bet she's a fucking Hibee.Get her to come anyway. You could be killing two folks with one burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 All set for an afternoon of bookies and beer gardens and the carer I'd booked to look after my folks phones up saying she's got the flu. Bet she's a fucking Hibee. Get Slippery to look after them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 ^^^ Heads Sconne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 I hate the taboo of pronouncing the word scone so that it rhymes with stone. If you want it pronounced the way most people want it pronounced then change the fucking spelling of it to scon or sconne and stop calling me a snob for pronouncing it the way it is spelt. Based on your posting history there's many things you could be called. Snob is not one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Bootsisme7 the c**t has wrecked the NSFW part of the board. That's actually quite an achievement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Bootsisme7 the c**t has wrecked the NSFW part of the board.I've no idea why he isn't banned. It's essentially spamming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Bootsisme7 the c**t has wrecked the NSFW part of the board.By posting photos/gifs of women in the buff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I thought Booisme7 only posted on the Tits thread? Mozza's NoTits thread is well worth a look, and probably doesn't even belong in the Night Shift. I can't think of much else that would belong in there that hasn't already been done elsewhere on the site; that 'Worst things you've Googled' thread, if people posted the actual videos, maybe? But who actually wants that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Who the f**k authorised dancing competitions at 10am on a sunday? Your missus, I assume? Shake it like a polaroid picture, baby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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