mjw Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Masterchef? I was more annoyed by the Ken Doll that was on with him. It should all have been about Kimberley but those two got right in the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 11 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: Last night I saw her. I was forced to. Her indoors was outdoors for a change so me and Pete Jnr were home alone with the twa dugs (her fucking dugs, no' ma fuckin' dugs!). The wee fulla was knackered so put him to bed early and sat my fat arse down on the sofa to relax when mutt number 1 starts whining like f**k. Tried ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and it was obvious he needed out. Usually they don't get their last walk until 10 or so and this was only the back of 8, I'd been planning to take them out once the wife was home. So as he was sleeping and I didn't want to do a McCann, nor did I want the dug to shite the floor, in desperation I chapped next door and asked her to sit in mine for five minutes. I made sure the dug shat as quick as possible for fear I'd return to find the locks changed and her squatting in my house, raising my son as her own. Hadn't seen her otherwise for some time now, which was nice. Now that I've been forced into contact with her though it'll likely be a way for her to try and speak to us more often again. You're in trouble. Once you invite a neighbour to cross the threshold they can do it at will. No, hang on, that's vampires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, mjw said: Andi Peters. 24 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Masterchef? I was more annoyed by the Ken Doll that was on with him. Indeed. Bring back Edd the Duck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Indeed. Bring back Edd the Duck! a l'orange 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I was out on my balcony having a cigarette earlier and my downstairs neebur was walking his dog (suddenly seeing a connection here), and I ended up having a chat with him. I mentioned my wife was away for a bit and he told me it was likewise in his abode, and as I was having a beer at the time, said he would pop up later to join me. Laughed it off and said no more.He's not long chapped the door asking if I fancied a chat and a couple of beers, politely declined as I'm now having a cup of tea before bed.I was a bawhair away from rumbling with his daughter's boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I'm fearing that it might have been some fiendish plan for retribution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 25 minutes ago, Adam said: I was out on my balcony having a cigarette earlier and my downstairs neebur was walking his dog (suddenly seeing a connection here), and I ended up having a chat with him. I mentioned my wife was away for a bit and he told me it was likewise in his abode, and as I was having a beer at the time, said he would pop up later to join me. Laughed it off and said no more. He's not long chapped the door asking if I fancied a chat and a couple of beers, politely declined as I'm now having a cup of tea before bed. I was a bawhair away from rumbling with his daughter's boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I'm fearing that it might have been some fiendish plan for retribution. 25 minutes ago, Adam said: I was out on my balcony having a cigarette earlier and my downstairs neebur was walking his dog (suddenly seeing a connection here), and I ended up having a chat with him. I mentioned my wife was away for a bit and he told me it was likewise in his abode, and as I was having a beer at the time, said he would pop up later to join me. Laughed it off and said no more. He's not long chapped the door asking if I fancied a chat and a couple of beers, politely declined as I'm now having a cup of tea before bed. I was a bawhair away from rumbling with his daughter's boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I'm fearing that it might have been some fiendish plan for retribution. It's a peace offering. Go to his door and invite yourself in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, Adam said: I was out on my balcony having a cigarette earlier and my downstairs neebur was walking his dog (suddenly seeing a connection here), and I ended up having a chat with him. I mentioned my wife was away for a bit and he told me it was likewise in his abode, and as I was having a beer at the time, said he would pop up later to join me. Laughed it off and said no more. He's not long chapped the door asking if I fancied a chat and a couple of beers, politely declined as I'm now having a cup of tea before bed. I was a bawhair away from rumbling with his daughter's boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I'm fearing that it might have been some fiendish plan for retribution. I agree with Sarge here, get dressed and get down there before war breaks out. You don't want to be called Tony Blair do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 A ceasefire has been declared between the pair of us after a (well overdue) apology on the boyfriend's part. I perhaps didn't help things by heavily escalating matters without peace talks leading up to said battle, but they're Celtic fans so basically deserve everything they get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Graham Ruthven. I don't know why I follow him on Twitter as he mostly annoys me with self promotion of his opinion pieces. He is the epitome of the Unilad-type news revolution. How and when did the likes of Unilad become "credible" news sources? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Bread/rolls covered in seeds and grains. They should make sure they stick to the bread/rolls and not fall all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Hipsters who buy bread with seeds then whine about the seeds falling off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Adam said: A ceasefire has been declared between the pair of us after a (well overdue) apology on the boyfriend's part. I perhaps didn't help things by heavily escalating matters without peace talks leading up to said battle, but they're Celtic fans so basically deserve everything they get. I was about to slaughter you for continuing on the 'balcony' chat trail, but then I got to the last couple of lines on this post and applauded. You owe me £40 for a new screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Hipsters who buy bread with seeds then whine about the seeds falling off. Fucking hell, I'll have to grow a beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 This whole 'explore best questions with no answer' part at the top of certain subforums. It is a bit shit, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'm just in from day 5 out of 9 days in a row at work and my brother just FaceTimed me from San Francisco where it's 21°C and he's getting pished at a baseball game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, smpar said: I'm just in from day 5 out of 9 days in a row at work and my brother just FaceTimed me from San Francisco where it's 21°C and he's getting pished at a baseball game. It could be worse, you could be at a baseball game. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 25 minutes ago, smpar said: I'm just in from day 5 out of 9 days in a row at work and my brother just FaceTimed me from San Francisco where it's 21°C and he's getting pished at a baseball game. Send the shits up him by telling him there's an earthquake on the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 13 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: "Balcony"? It's a veranda, Adam. A veranda. One of my old Uni tutors, and a colleague of mine (two different people) pronounce a balcony as a "bulcony". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Soft 'fluffy' towels. No use whatsoever. A towel should be hard and rough to allow easy drying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Soft 'fluffy' towels. No use whatsoever. A towel should be hard and rough to allow easy drying. Soooo much this. We have about 6 kitchen towels and 5 of them are that fluffy kind. They send me into a seething mess. All they do is push the water around. What makes it worse is that my missus has OCD and uses a towel once or twice then puts it in the wash. So the chances of the rough towel being there for use is very slim. To piss her off I usually go to the bathroom with my hand dripping with water and use the towel in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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