Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Sweet Pete said: Sit down, grandad. I'll deal with you after I've battered Adam again. You couldn't lift Sam off the platform and he's built like a Rizzla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 You couldn't lift Sam off the platform and he's built like a Rizzla. That's just because he was doing his dying swan act. Drunken, ginger drama queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Grass Is Greener. Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'm always up for seeing 8mile get it tight but it's just not the same when it's from that thick c**t Gman. What's up with the hard man act he's been putting on the last few weeks? He just can't pull it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: I'm always up for seeing 8mile get it tight but it's just not the same when it's from that thick c**t Gman. What's up with the hard man act he's been putting on the last few weeks? He just can't pull it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Sad day when two posters actually out dickhead 8Mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It could be worse, you could be at a baseball game. I could think of worse places to be than AT&T Park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Adam's moronic neighbour's finest hour! He's managed to start a flame war in P&B without coming near the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Adam's moronic neighbour's finest hour! He's managed to start a flame war in P&B without coming near the place. Quite. I'm not entirely sure what has happened here tbh.My kids are getting revenge on my part, they're jumping about making loads of noise. Hope their hangovers are terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 On 08/07/2016 at 3:19 PM, Boghead ranter said: The current trend for random stats during sporting events. Wimbledon appears to be ploughing new depths, two today already during Federer's match - "Average metres run per point" & "backhand shots played while at the net" who gives a flying one about this shit? ^^^ This. I'm not really interested how many km a football player has run in comparison to his team's average, or how many % successful passes were made to teammates or misplaced. Commentators also like to throw in a lot of trivial stats as if to prove how smart they are. Things like "The player coming on as a sub actually played 15 minutes of a reserve game for an English League 2 side in 2008 whilst on loan from a Moldovian club." Aye very good pal but hardly relevant to the game your commentating on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 27 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: ^^^ This. I'm not really interested how many km a football player has run in comparison to his team's average, or how many % successful passes were made to teammates or misplaced. Commentators also like to throw in a lot of trivial stats as if to prove how smart they are. Things like "The player coming on as a sub actually played 15 minutes of a reserve game for an English League 2 side in 2008 whilst on loan from a Moldovian club." Aye very good pal but hardly relevant to the game your commentating on. They're desperate to find an English connection, no matter how tenuous, to keep the viewers interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Back to work in an hour after a good week off. Sunday backshifts, gads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cille Mhernaig Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 They're desperate to find an English connection, no matter how tenuous, to keep the viewers interested. Shows whay a strange mentality they have when their viewers mainly are football fans, watching a major international football tournament.Not like that's enough to keep most of their viewers interested? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Peppa pig is a precocious little shit that needs turned into bacon pronto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Garden centres. Kill me now, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Garden centres. Kill me now, please. My feelings exactly! Had the misfortune to visit one with my sister, her fiancé (at the time), my mother and step-father.We had just been to the supermarket to stock up on Xmas booze and they wanted to buy some extra decorations, apparently that's something they sell in late December in Garden Centres?Lasted five minutes inside the pensioner filled shitehole, went to my sisters car and left them inside.By the time they came out I had drank 6 bottles of beer and had enjoyed Mark & Lard afternoon radio.Never been back to one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 There's a bloke at the tennis wearing a football top, it's getting like the fucking snooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 There's a bloke at the tennis wearing a football top, it's getting like the fucking snooker. A grown middle aged man as well. What a minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Folk who say yous.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I can accept I shouldn't have typed it. I will continue to say it though This displeases me greatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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