Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Handsome, dashing, debonair, witty man with impeccable spelling seeking non mutilated woman with functioning orifices. Must enjoy dark spaces and be open to trying new things. My Interests: Sexual inventions and Skyrim. See above. Why so fussy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why so fussy? I cannot give my heart to someone who won't make it beat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I was on match.com once. Then took an arrow to the knee.Was in Markarth though so expected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 f**k Markarth. Creepy slave owning shop worker murdering c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Someone on The Chase just took -£15000.-£15000.Minus.£15000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Someone on The Chase just took -£15000.-£15000.Minus.£15000. I honesty hope he got brutally assaulted backstage by the others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 That is sickening. Rotten, horrible b*****d. Bet the seethe from the other players was plainly visible I tuned out but I think they gave him their blessing. Still not acceptable under any circumstances.He contributed f**k all to the final chase either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: Someone on The Chase just took -£15000. -£15000. Minus. £15000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Handsome, dashing, debonair, witty man with impeccable spelling seeking non mutilated woman with functioning orifices. Must enjoy dark spaces and be open to trying new things. My Interests: Sexual inventions and Skyrim. See above. Premature ejaculator seeks statuesque blonde with flowing hair, full pouting lips, large firm breasts, pert buttocks, long legs... Oh, oh oh God. Never mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 People who, when you thank them for something, say, "Oh, it's the least I could do." In other words they've done the bare minimum and aren't willing to go any further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Some smelly looking woman and a wee lassie just chapped the door asking me to sponsor them to do a walk. The joke was on them, as I got them to do a walk for hee haw when I politely declined their request. Who chaps doors looking for sponsors? They are either wideos or thick as a bucket of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 26 minutes ago, GordonD said: People who, when you thank them for something, say, "Oh, it's the least I could do." In other words they've done the bare minimum and aren't willing to go any further. Surely it means it's the least they could do therefore they're prepared to do more? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Glenn Hoddle Saw this quote about Hoddle on Twitter the other day. Pretty funny. It's taken from Teddy Sheringhams autobiography. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Some smelly looking woman and a wee lassie just chapped the door asking me to sponsor them to do a walk. The joke was on them, as I got them to do a walk for hee haw when I politely declined their request. Who chaps doors looking for sponsors? They are either wideos or thick as a bucket of shite. I had a weird one last week - had a day off, and mid-afternoon I answered the door to something I've never seen before: a door-to-door fishmonger, dressed like a proper fishmonger - wee white hat, stripey apron, the works. Don't know how much business he was doing, but I wasn't for buying any kind of marine cuisine that had been lying in the back of a Transit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 People who chew gum loudly, with their mouths open should be fucking shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Saw this quote about Hoddle on Twitter the other day. Pretty funny. It's taken from Teddy Sheringhams autobiography. That's brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Cat chewed up my earphones last night so had to brave the commute in today with my fellow passengers as the soundtrack.Woman next to me sniffed her way through the first 20 minutes of the 30 minute journey, literally a sniff every 10 seconds, right on cue.Got to the point where I deliberately sniffed immediately after her, and after about 90 seconds of that she stopped it, without a sniff of a sniff for the remainder of the journey.I'm calling that a win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 hours ago, GordonD said: People who, when you thank them for something, say, "Oh, it's the least I could do." In other words they've done the bare minimum and aren't willing to go any further. Are you married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 hours ago, anotherchance said: Cat chewed up my earphones last night so had to brave the commute in today with my fellow passengers as the soundtrack. Woman next to me sniffed her way through the first 20 minutes of the 30 minute journey, literally a sniff every 10 seconds, right on cue. Got to the point where I deliberately sniffed immediately after her, and after about 90 seconds of that she stopped it, without a sniff of a sniff for the remainder of the journey. I'm calling that a win. See the fun you're missing out on when you stick earphones in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Are you married? A question only to be asked to Gunther IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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