Boghead ranter Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Hot, melted cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Not petty at all but got stuck in the middle of the bigot's parade in Glasgow today. Thousands of bigots streaming past my car dressed up in silly costumes and banging drums badly. A fuckin embarrassment to Scotland every last one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I'll stick to my pish reeking of extract of juniper, thank you Tesco. So just naw to mulled-wine bog roll: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Not petty at all but got stuck in the middle of the bigot's parade in Glasgow today. Thousands of bigots streaming past my car dressed up in silly costumes and banging drums badly. A fuckin embarrassment to Scotland every last one of them. Same here! I didn't think the mutants marched during winter months! What a waste of public money to police these c*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, WILLIEA said: Same here! I didn't think the mutants marched during winter months! What a waste of public money to police these c*nts BUT IT'S TRADISHUN!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 The label on hospital beds that says something like The Kings Fund blah blah etc. Dunno why but fck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Labels on wine and spirits bottles that tell you, for the "full facts", to go to drinkaware.co.uk. Just GTF FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 When you are walking your dog and meet another dog walker and after exhausting the banal 'how old is your dog, what's your dog's name' conversation that dog walking etiquette demands you have to do, the other dog walker decides to walk in the same direction as you forcing you into in soul destroying small talk to the point it forces you to take a 3 mile detour back to the car at the first opportunity to walk in a different direction from that person and their dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Christians moaning about us normal people writing X in stead of Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Christians moaning about us normal people writing X in stead of Christ. I've never seen anyone do that ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Swordfishtrombone said: When you are walking your dog and meet another dog walker and after exhausting the banal 'how old is your dog, what's your dog's name' conversation that dog walking etiquette demands you have to do, the other dog walker decides to walk in the same direction as you forcing you into in soul destroying small talk to the point it forces you to take a 3 mile detour back to the car at the first opportunity to walk in a different direction from that person and their dog. If your dug acts like a dick then they tend to do one. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Swordfishtrombone said: When you are walking your dog and meet another dog walker and after exhausting the banal 'how old is your dog, what's your dog's name' conversation that dog walking etiquette demands you have to do, the other dog walker decides to walk in the same direction as you forcing you into in soul destroying small talk to the point it forces you to take a 3 mile detour back to the car at the first opportunity to walk in a different direction from that person and their dog. Better off with a cat. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Unfortunately the dog is as social as I am anti-social and wants to be friends with every dog and their owner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I've never seen anyone do that ever. You've never seen anyone write Xmas instead of Christmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Ian Wright's sense of style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Better off with a cat. IMO. If you're a 90 year old female spinster maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Christians moaning about us normal people writing X in stead of Christ. Fucking Xians... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 3 hours ago, jmothecat said: I've never seen anyone do that ever. Lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Ian Wright's sense of style. Listened to Ian Wright on the radio yesterday and he kept referring to Alex oxlade chamberlain as "the ox", several times. It reminded me of when andy gray used to refer to yakubu as "the yak"These things irritate me in everyday conversation but ffs you're paid to be on the radio discussing football, just use his fucking name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 (edited) 14 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Christians moaning about us normal people writing X in stead of Christ. Next time that happens, show them this (from Wikipedia): ================================================== Xmas is a common abbreviation of the word Christmas. It is sometimes pronounced /ˈɛksməs/, but Xmas, and variants such as Xtemass, originated as handwriting abbreviations for the typical pronunciation /ˈkrɪsməs/. The "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός, which in English is "Christ".[1] The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived Old English word for Mass.[2] There is a common belief that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[3] by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas", but its use dates back to the 16th century. ================================================== Then tell them to f**k off. Edited December 11, 2016 by GordonD Edited to take out the bit about the proper spelling being 'Cristmas' which was only added this morning and was probably somebody mucking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.