Gaz FFC Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 The colourful language Jeremy Kyle types use infront of their own children. Car just pulled up next to me and in 5 secs the F bomb got dropped twice infront of the pre Primary school child sitting in the back seat. I hate people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I just paid £4.95 for a pint of lager in somewhere that isn't Edinburgh (Dunfermline). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I just paid £4.95 for a pint of lager in somewhere that isn't Edinburgh (Dunfermline). I paid that at a wedding in Crieff. Almost collapsed when they said the cost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I'm sure Tony won't mind if you cancel.... I reckon I've worked it out. Tony is Tony Watt and is too busy doing movie reviews to log on to P&B. Makes sense now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. Looks like your flat out of luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Looks like your flat out of luck But you're not Zen? [emoji50] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 The colourful language Jeremy Kyle types use infront of their own children. Car just pulled up next to me and in 5 secs the F bomb got dropped twice infront of the pre Primary school child sitting in the back seat. I hate people. On a similar note I witnessed something yesterday that made me despair for humanity. A guy wearing a hat saying "I (a loveheart) Weed". To top it off, when he got off he knew someone getting on and as they bypassed each other the conversation was this, word for word:- Weed guy: "Awright mun, where you off tae?" Other guy: "Court"The day before I saw a guy with a vapour (or whatever they're called) in the shape of a pipe. I'm not sure what was worse tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. Turn the wheel so that the flat bit is at the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: On a similar note I witnessed something yesterday that made me despair for humanity. A guy wearing a hat saying "I (a loveheart) Weed". Was it Bill or was it Ben? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: The colourful language Jeremy Kyle types use infront of their own children. Car just pulled up next to me and in 5 secs the F bomb got dropped twice infront of the pre Primary school child sitting in the back seat. I hate people. Just passed a couple of women screaming toxic abuse at each other outside the work. Wee greeting lassie stood watching yells out, "don't talk to my mum like that!" Amazing how the street can be empty, but suddenly a wee crowd emerges from the woodwork to cheer on their favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. I'd be going spare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 A pun about flat tyres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: A pun about flat tyres. Tread carefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 A pun about flat tyres. What a deflated effort at humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Careful, that might blow up in your face. We need Dee Man to reply, just for balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 28 minutes ago, throbber said: What a deflated effort at humour. 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Careful, that might blow up in your face. 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: We need Dee Man to reply, just for balance. I'll burst you three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babu Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. swap one of the good ones to other car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Where do you carry yours? Over my shoulder like the chic guy that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Scouse accents, disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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