nsr Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 (edited) I used to make a fecal deposit at the same time every morning in a previous job, to the point where I'd get up from my desk at the appointed time and my witty colleague would shout for the whole room to hear "Off for your morning poo?" Edited August 23, 2017 by nsr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 dunno if RR is being serious. Surely holding a shite in could do you damage eventually?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Also surely everyone wipes the seat with some toilet roll before sitting down? I certainly do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Getting P2P (Paid to Poo) is one of lifes greatest pleasures. If you have to go you have to go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Also surely everyone wipes the seat with some toilet roll before sitting down? I certainly do Every time. Especially on trains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Finch road said: Getting P2P (Paid to Poo) is one of lifes greatest pleasures. If you have to go you have to go Is that what you think P2P is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Only issue with shitting at work is when you go in on a Monday morning after spending a weekend drinking heavily and soaking it up with greasy food and you go for a hugely satisfying splattery shite which stinks so bad that it makes your own eyes water, you finish off clean up and open the door and there's someone you know waiting to go in the cubicle. Dodgy looks and paranoia for the rest of the day. "I hope that's you coming back with some air freshener you dirty c**t!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Only issue with shitting at work is when you go in on a Monday morning after spending a weekend drinking heavily and soaking it up with greasy food and you go for a hugely satisfying splattery shite which stinks so bad that it makes your own eyes water, you finish off clean up and open the door and there's someone you know waiting to go in the cubicle. Dodgy looks and paranoia for the rest of the day. Only complete cùnts hang about outside the traps in work lavvies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, throbber said: This is fair enough as the body loves routine and you probably eat the same kinds of things at th same time of day so have a solid routine. Not the same for everyone though. Is that a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 27 minutes ago, throbber said: A poophemism. Reported for homophobia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Exactly. Those birthday cards aren't going to get rifled through themselves. You might want to get some Tesco Finest thank-you cards in, BTW - some of your family have been particularly generous this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Tubs of Roses, Heroes and Quality Street in Tesco on Saturday there. It's already happening. Aye, but apart from the ones you'd taken home from work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Football highlights shows that show you goals during previews of games they'll be showing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Dougie Vipond, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Websites that needlessly flash up big errors when you're midway through filling out a form. Example: You're filling out bank details to make a payment. You enter the sort-code into the first box and before you have a chance to even start on the second box, all you see is: ! 'Account number incomplete' ! etc etc F*** off. I'll get there in a second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Reported for homophobia. Come on, you of all people must know how a vigorous arse rattling can free up an impacted bowel, especially in the case of an unsuspecting and recently bereaved widow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Getting P2P (Paid to Poo) is one of lifes greatest pleasures. If you have to go you have to go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, but apart from the ones you'd taken home from work? I know you were trying to make a joke but why would I take tubs of Roses home from work and then take them to Tesco? It's a 0/10 for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Laura Barriales wasn't presenting the first Serie A Show for this season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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