Rugster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Have you not got work to do? I wish@rugster was your boss he would set you straight. Have you got another hangover you crabbit b*****d? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Thats true I stamd corrected. If you are playing on dry grass which wont take a stud then moulded boots are acceptable. If you are playing on astroturf and wear anything other than astroturf trainers you are a bell end. And if you are one of these bell ends who doesmt understand that chipping away at folks unprotected ankles whilst wearing these boots is incredibly painful then death is too good for you. 4g surfaces take a mouldie fine. Anything lesser then trainers are a must. No need to be kicking folk either. Fucking hate clumsy aresholes that aren’t in control of their bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Let you off then since it has been pointed out today that I have been a crabbit b*****d. And I don’t tend to kick folk. Sometimes it happens but it’s fives, settle down. Same with folk who try and block in to a corner. Just let them play out and get the game going. Keep it in the corner and stand there for the rest of the game? I fucking hate folk that play fives now you’ve got me started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Eednud said: You lost then? 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I don't tend to keep track of the score so honestly wouldn't know. They lost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Happen every time QoS kick off as well. Drives me off my nut. Mine for today is folk who play 5's that have absolutely no concept of how to play football. Just to be clear, I'm not even close to being a great 5s player and folk who take 5s dead serious equally piss me off. But folk who have no clue about football have no place in there. Was playing last night and a guy turned up that hasn't been before. He couldn't pass with his left foot and could only kick with the inside of his right; but he spent most of the time on the left. So whenever he tried to pass he had to completely turn his body so as to hit it with the inside of his boot. The other team picked up on it in no time and more often than not he lost it. He couldn't do any basics. And yet he stayed out wide or up top. After 10 minutes he was blowing out of his arse. Literally bent over gasping for breath. He spent about 25 minutes of the hour doing this. What was worse is he wouldn't go in goal when he was like this. He just stood at the side bent over. He was as good use as no use even when he was up. His lack of tracking back/marking was also infuriating. When he eventually went in goal he didn't seem to realise ylu were supposed to stop the ball from going in; actually diving away from the ball. 3 shots in the space of 2/3 minutes resulted in 3 goals and the c**t deciding to come back outfield! He then fucked off to the front of the pitch for 5 minutes to have a drink and when another team mate went to pass to him he put his hand up as if to say not the now! All that stuff is pretty petty but the real issue/worry with these folk is their attempts at tackles. There were a couple that were red card offences if it was a real game. Needless to say I was fizzing (internally). f**k, was i playing 5s last night? Must have been really drunk (wasn't me but that does sound familiar). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Have you not got work to do? I wish@rugster was your boss he would set you straight. He has a stratagem for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Left my laptop charger at work. Raging. Need to go in tomorrow morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Left my laptop charger at work. Raging. Need to go in tomorrow morning. You can get Xvideos on your phone though m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 14 minutes ago, Gaz said: Left my laptop charger at work. Raging. Need to go in tomorrow morning. You only work a few hours a day, why do you need to take a charger in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: You only work a few hours a day, why do you need to take a charger in? Oi! I worked for two and a half hours today. But I had a training course for another hour and a half. I forgot to charge it last night so had to take the charger in too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I keep seeing articles about how it’s such a shame this generation will miss out on certain things...like doing housework properly and having piles of vinyl records. Total nostalgic pish. Who the f**k really thinks that anyone would miss doing the dishes or hoovering if they didn’t have to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I keep seeing articles about how it’s such a shame this generation will miss out on certain things...like doing housework properly and having piles of vinyl records. Total nostalgic pish. Who the f**k really thinks that anyone would miss doing the dishes or hoovering if they didn’t have to? I can understand the nostalgia about vinyl records as unlike today, you didn't have immediate access to listen to a song or an album unless it came on the radio or TV. Buying the vinyl in itself became a pastime in that you'd go down to the record shop on a Saturday and listen to loads of songs before deciding which one to buy. The artists would also be pretty creative with the sleeves of the vinyl which gave you something tangible. Probably the reason people from this era always remember their first record. It's just changing behaviour due to changing technology. Totally with you on shit like housework though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 5 hours ago, sjc said: I can understand the nostalgia about vinyl records as unlike today, you didn't have immediate access to listen to a song or an album unless it came on the radio or TV. Buying the vinyl in itself became a pastime in that you'd go down to the record shop on a Saturday and listen to loads of songs before deciding which one to buy. The artists would also be pretty creative with the sleeves of the vinyl which gave you something tangible. Probably the reason people from this era always remember their first record. It's just changing behaviour due to changing technology. Totally with you on shit like housework though. The deep joy when you bought an album and discovered that it also had a lyric sheet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Or the absolute disgust when you took out the inner sleeve, and it had no lyrics, no pictures, no information on the artist, only this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Think I may have underestimated your age... Another victory for juvenile posting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I keep seeing articles about how it’s such a shame this generation will miss out on certain things...like doing housework properly and having piles of vinyl records. Total nostalgic pish. Who the f**k really thinks that anyone would miss doing the dishes or hoovering if they didn’t have to? I do the dishes. No real hassle.Having music so freely available lessens its value and importance. I have also moved into that middle-age tragedy zone where I have no Scooby about any modern music. Moby and The Strokes are modern for me. I found a playlist on Apple tunes the other day which I recognised as 'modern'. It was from 2002.Hoovering is a necessary evil but thankfully I have a wife for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Work. Or more specifically recruitment / resignation of people you line manage at work. When someone you line manage leaves your work and your boss says they don't expect you to do the job of the person who has left. Then your boss describes tasks they want you to complete which are the job of the person who has left. I hate work. I want to be retired or at least just have a diddy job back close to home that I don't have to care two fucks about. I'm already working on an exit plan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I do the dishes. No real hassle. Having music so freely available lessens its value and importance. I have also moved into that middle-age tragedy zone where I have no Scooby about any modern music. Moby and The Strokes are modern for me. I found a playlist on Apple tunes the other day which I recognised as 'modern'. It was from 2002. Hoovering is a necessary evil but thankfully I have a wife for that. When Doris demands you fix the hoover because it's stopped picking up. Well if you'd fucking picked up the kids socks first .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 When Doris demands you fix the hoover because it's stopped picking up. Well if you'd fucking picked up the kids socks first .... Yep. That's a regular occurrence. Remove bits of paper, hair, toys and clean filters which have never been cleaned. But she does the hoovering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I buy CDs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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