Sergeant Wilson Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Yes you can. I can when I put my mind to it. I'm very much the 2nd car driver in the house. I've had a succession of cheap old cars, proton, chevrolet, hyundai, kia etc. They're all the same and it's not helped that in the last few years she has the new versions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Think I've fucked my back. Might be stuck lying back at a weird angle in this chair for the rest of the night. The wife doesn't have any heavy-duty painkillers left either, and I can't remember where I left the rum If you can't remember where you left it then you've probably drunk it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 In 20 years driving I think I've had to put fog lights on maybe 3 times , if that. You get wankers that put them on as soon as they see sign of fog away in the distance. Wankers who don't put their lights on because the daylight running lights are on at the front. Might light the road at the front a bit but it means no light at the back so they are invisible in the dark/ dusk/ rain.Muppets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I don't even know if I have any. Should check I suppose. I wouldn't bother , you'll only piss folk off when u put them on . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Wankers who don't put their lights on because the daylight running lights are on at the front. Might light the road at the front a bit but it means no light at the back so they are invisible in the dark/ dusk/ rain.Muppets I posted a couple days ago about the fog light/sidelight combo wankers , this too ! Especially when it's a dull murky day and they drive a dull murky coloured car!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Trying to buy tickets to the Edinburgh Military Tattoo. 10am tickets are on sale and it says I joined the queue and 10:00:08. 27 minutes later and there is still 1818 people ahead of me which was the figure when I started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1st December and the office hyenas have put the christmas decorations up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1st December and the office hyenas have put the christmas decorations up I like working in a properly corporate company means we've only got a smart/good tree as the only thing up today. Albeit fucking secret Santa draw has happened as of 10am this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, Rugster said: 1st December and the office hyenas have put the christmas decorations up Do we work in the same office? About 1 minute after the tree went up on mine this was posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Do we work in the same office? About 1 minute after the tree went up on mine this was posted. Apparently ours went up first thing this morning but I only noticed on my way out to get some lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 We’ve got a tree in reception and some decorations but nothing in our office. One person (an over 30 male) has an advent calendar apart from that there’s nothing to suggest any festivities in our office. Don’t think our team is even having a day/night out. I am fine with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 18 hours ago, Cerberus said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 The shape of Sunpat peanut butter jars , make it so fucking difficult to get the last bits out 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Wankers who don't put their lights on because the daylight running lights are on at the front. Might light the road at the front a bit but it means no light at the back so they are invisible in the dark/ dusk/ rain.Muppets I don't even know what you're talking about so i might do this.Apart from muppets. i know who they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tree going up here at work as well. In fact, one went up yesterday but as it was a wid putting it up, I let her off. It's hard to imagine you having a job. Actual paid employment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Needs to start up his own cement business. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Zen Archer and his puns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I don't even know what you're talking about so i might do this.Apart from muppets. i know who they are. The wee lights which are now always on, on the front of every car. The dash is normally lit up so folk forget to put their actual headlights on. They give out enough light at the front to confuse the hard of thinking but there's nothing at the back at all.Partly the manufacturers fault as it can't be that hard to just put the rear lights on too even though its not required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Elaine C Smith. The way she talks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Old people driving. If they aren't driving straight over roundabouts or driving at 25mph in 40 zones they're probably pulling out from junctions without looking so you have to slam your brakes on. Hatred of these old fuckers intensified tonight when some old biddy sped right over a zebra crossing at the retail park nearly taking out myself and my wee girl. Mandatory testing every 2 years after the age of 65 should be introduced. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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