invergowrie arab Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: My local news section on Google News has changed to Perth and won't go back to Inverness whatever I do. Perth ffs! It's all sheep/ A9 crashes related 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Just now, invergowrie arab said: It's all sheep/ A9 crashes related Somebody's got a parking fine apparently, place is going wild! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Went into Tesco for just a few odds & ends... Came out like: Edited December 21, 2017 by Slenderman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Pub I'm at won't accept an old fiver (fair enough) but they gave me it. Try the fruit machine? Just collect it straight away if you don’t want to play, will give you five coins. Don’t know if it will accept it but worth a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Incidentally I'm great at wrapping presents. It's very simple. I don't see the issue with it. Once you've wrapped a couple of bottles of Buckfast it becomes second nature, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Folk who have logos on their hats but wear them squint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Fullerene said: What's happening in Western Australia? 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Volvo drivers. I don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, smpar said: I don't get it. Volvo drivers get on my nerves. Not sure what's going on in Western Australia, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Fullerene said: What's happening in Western Australia? @Dee Man 's getting a mullet to fit in with the locals. Edited December 21, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Volvo drivers get on my nerves. Not sure what's going on in Western Australia, sorry. WelshBairn says his Google local news has switched to Perth in Western Australia. Don't know why. Never hear much about the place so it would interesting to know what passes as local news there. Edited December 21, 2017 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Fullerene said: WelshBairn says his Google local news has switched to Perth in Western Australia. Don't know why. Never hear much about the place so it would interesting to know what passes as local news there. A barbie went on fire and a few sheilas had a competition to see who could piss it out first. Neighbours complained that they weren't invited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: A barbie went on fire and a few sheilas had a competition to see who could piss it out first. Neighbours complained that they weren't invited. Is Neighbours still on the telly? That's news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 “Can I get your email address to send you an e-receipt?”f**k off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Not petty. Today I was at the funeral of a friend and colleague. A 34 year old woman who leaves behind a 5 year old son and barely 9 month old daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck You have to admit, its an utter jakeball present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Not petty. Today I was at the funeral of a friend and colleague. A 34 year old woman who leaves behind a 5 year old son and barely 9 month old daughter. Grim. Hope the kids get well looked after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: I'm buying my brother in law f**k all, I seriously detest the c**t. The fact he will be in my house on xmas day is like a razor to my wounded heart. I will settle for him being away in time for the Boxing Day Test the feckless, useless, mooching c**t. Maybe you should take a leaf out of Gav's book and encourage him to take up smoking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck For £18 I can get 100g of drum tobacco which would last me a fortnight. These tailor made fag smoking b*****ds get on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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