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1 hour ago, 8MileBU said:

Nah, Div having to fork out £108 for 3 adults & 3 kids to get in at Dumbarton is jobbies mate, whilst your club’s decision to impose an ‘on the day’ ticketing policy that makes a mockery of the ‘Under-12’s go free’ promotion by opting to make a profit out of depriving them this opportunity, is fucking disturbing. 

You're fucking disturbing

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This is an oft returned to subject.  Folk that don't know how to get through airport security quickly.  

Get everything out your pockets, belts off and ready to go in the wee box whilst you're standing in the fucking queue!!! 

Then, once you've held everyone up on the way through, don't stand putting your belt and shoes back on at the conveyor at the other side, pick your stuff up, get the f**k out of my way and move away, you ignorant c**t. 

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

This is an oft returned to subject.  Folk that don't know how to get through airport security quickly.  

Get everything out your pockets, belts off and ready to go in the wee box whilst you're standing in the fucking queue!!! 

Then, once you've held everyone up on the way through, don't stand putting your belt and shoes back on at the conveyor at the other side, pick your stuff up, get the f**k out of my way and move away, you ignorant c**t. 

I never ever decide on the right queue, whatever one I choose I’m behind a c**t like this 

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

This is an oft returned to subject.  Folk that don't know how to get through airport security quickly.  

Get everything out your pockets, belts off and ready to go in the wee box whilst you're standing in the fucking queue!!! 

Then, once you've held everyone up on the way through, don't stand putting your belt and shoes back on at the conveyor at the other side, pick your stuff up, get the f**k out of my way and move away, you ignorant c**t. 

They'll be the same fuckwits that stand at the door trying to get on a bus or train and not allowing people to get off first.

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1 minute ago, MONKMAN said:

I’d imagine the people who call the outsider of a loaf “the heel”, belong to the same batch nonces who watch WWF wrestling.

TBF I've always known it as the "heel" but have no interest in WWE/WWF wrestling.

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32 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

I’d imagine the people who call the outsider of a loaf “the heel”, belong to the same batch nonces who watch WWF wrestling.

To be fair, these guys were both 

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Experienced a new instance of bus based ignorance yesterday. 

Got on the bus with about 5 other folk. The lower deck was busy (and I always sit upstairs if I ever get this bus anyway), but as we were getting on the bus some woman was coming down the stairs. She stood at the bottom of the stairs, blocking anyone from getting up. She wasn't getting off at the stop we got on. She was doing this in preparation to get off at the next stop. She only realised her stunning ignorance and total lack of awareness when the guy in front of me asked her to move. She did, but in a huffy way. Boot.

Still, got the bus for free.

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59 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Experienced a new instance of bus based ignorance yesterday. 

Got on the bus with about 5 other folk. The lower deck was busy (and I always sit upstairs if I ever get this bus anyway), but as we were getting on the bus some woman was coming down the stairs. She stood at the bottom of the stairs, blocking anyone from getting up. She wasn't getting off at the stop we got on. She was doing this in preparation to get off at the next stop. She only realised her stunning ignorance and total lack of awareness when the guy in front of me asked her to move. She did, but in a huffy way. Boot.

Still, got the bus for free.

I was sitting upstairs once and stood up when the bus was approaching my stop. A woman a few seats in front got up as well then stood at the top of the stairs, didn't ring the bell and as a result we went sailing past the stop. I would have pushed her down the stairs but people who didn't know the circumstances would have thought *I* was the c**t on the bus.

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7 minutes ago, GordonD said:

I was sitting upstairs once and stood up when the bus was approaching my stop. A woman a few seats in front got up as well then stood at the top of the stairs, didn't ring the bell and as a result we went sailing past the stop. I would have pushed her down the stairs but people who didn't know the circumstances would have thought *I* was the c**t on the bus.

Why didn't you press the bell en route to the stairs of the bus? Schoolboy error on your part, cuntish behaviour on hers.

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1 hour ago, sjc said:

TBF I've always known it as the "heel" but have no interest in WWE/WWF wrestling.

And me.

No interest in wrestling at all because, well I'm no 10 years old anymore.

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2 hours ago, throbber said:

 


Why was she standing at top of stairs? Was she due to get off at next stop? It is an infuriating thing to happen.

 

She did get off at the next stop, as did I, and had to fucking walk back.

2 hours ago, sjc said:

Why didn't you press the bell en route to the stairs of the bus? Schoolboy error on your part, cuntish behaviour on hers.

I thought she had pressed it, and I hate people who press lift/pedestrian crossing/bus bell buttons when somebody else has already done it.

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This is an oft returned to subject.  Folk that don't know how to get through airport security quickly.  
Get everything out your pockets, belts off and ready to go in the wee box whilst you're standing in the fucking queue!!! 
Then, once you've held everyone up on the way through, don't stand putting your belt and shoes back on at the conveyor at the other side, pick your stuff up, get the f**k out of my way and move away, you ignorant c**t. 

Its almost as if it comes to people as a surprise that they aren’t allowed to take liquids through security, this mostly happens in the states, everytime ive gone through security there are people in front getting shouted at for having water etc.
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37 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:


Its almost as if it comes to people as a surprise that they aren’t allowed to take liquids through security, this mostly happens in the states, everytime ive gone through security there are people in front getting shouted at for having water etc.

Paid a fiver for the fast lane to by pass the ignorant plebs at Manchester Airport a couple of days ago and got stuck behind an elderly couple who both had to unpack their suitcases and put enough small liquids and gel to blow up a jumbo into about 8 plastic bags, and then proceeded to slowly fold up all their clothes again and repack. Fuming was an understatement, I have zero patience in queues, that's why I pay to avoid them.

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