Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Feeling like fucking shite on the way to work but c***s in work know you were going to the pub last night. I had 3 pints and left at 6.30 but can't very well phone in sick now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 15 hours ago, Raidernation said: People who can’t spell the word jewellery properly It’s jewellery not fucking jewelry. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Recruitment agencies -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Lanyard wankers in town at lunchtime (more so in pub after work). City centre panpipe people. Lanyard wankers playing panpipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Lanyard wankers in town at lunchtime (more so in pub after work). City centre panpipe people. Lanyard wankers playing panpipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Lanyard wankers in town at lunchtime (more so in pub after work). Helmet wearing construction wankers at lunchtime or on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Helmet wearing construction wankers at lunchtime or on the train. I used to run tours where you'd need a hard hat and could spot the construction workers a mile off, largely because they don't realise they've walked off with it still on until the thud as they try to get into their cars. We even made bets on how far they'd get before noticing, just for the cheap thrills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Woman gets on the bus in front of me today, asks for a return ticket. Driver tells her they don't do returns, offers her a day ticket instead. Woman looks confused; driver explains how that one works. He asks her how many journeys she's planning to make; she tells him two. Driver says in that case she'd be better off just buying two single tickets. Woman accepts this and asks how much a single is. £1.60, says the driver. Woman then tries to pay with a debit card... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Torpar said: Helmet wearing construction wankers at lunchtime or on the train. This reminds me, I have to find out if the glans on the end of a man's penis is referred to as a helmet in Australia, as it is in Scotland. The reason why I need to know this is that an 8 year old girl lost her life the other day in Oz when the drag car she was driving - WTF? - hit a barrier. A Facebook post I saw shortly afterwards had a few hashtags relating to her death: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Isn't this the guy who ran off with sponsor money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: You cant just return to posting and not explain your absence/why the charges were dropped I was away for a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye you were dumping something. No many folk shite under a patio right enough Those drives into the outback take longer than you think. And those Aborigines need to get their shit together with their 4G. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Who knows what horrors Col Kurtz, aka Dee Man has seen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Isn't this the guy who ran off with sponsor money? How fucking dare you. That was Deefiant you c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 That's an awful lot of sponsor money to get someone to Australia. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Welcome back @Dee Man. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Welcome back @Dee Man. Thank you. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: How fucking dare you. That was Deefiant you c**t. Are you sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you sure? I'm going to be honest Sarge, I don't get this comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Just now, Dee Man said: I'm going to be honest Sarge, I don't get this comment. Are you sure it wasn't you that stole the money? If someone asked me to recall that story I'd have said it was you. It's all this Dee this and Dee that, I get you all mixed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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