JamesP_81 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Got something caught in my teeth near the back and my tongue can't wriggle it out, nor going digging with my fingers has helped. Infuriating. Emergency dentist appointment, double extraction required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Got something caught in my teeth near the back and my tongue can't wriggle it out, nor going digging with my fingers has helped. Infuriating. A pube? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 hours ago, NJ2 said: Folk sending roses/gifts to their partners work. I’m single so it doesn’t really make any odds to me, but there’s a couple of girls in the office received roses today; all the lassies with partners but no roses are happy for them but also seething their own partner. These thoughtful c***s are fucking over the unthoughtful c***s and it’s not really fair imo. Ostentatious shows of affection like that usually means they have a life of hell waiting for some Guntheresque control freak burning them with the iron for his chips being the wrong shape. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Not even going to pretend this is petty! I’m fucking fuming over this.Just went to check in online for my early morning flight Dubai-Paris-Aberdeen.At the choose seat part of the process, I was asked if I wanted to upgrade to business class for the small sum of 360 AED (less than $100) I thought, this is too good to be true, read all the small print etc, so nothing indicated I was being an arsehole for paying the extra to move to 2C from 40K- that was the choice. So put in my card details & completed the online check in. Happy days! Or Fucking not! Turns out I’ve paid the extra to be upgraded an a 1 hour flight from Paris to Aberdeen! To add insult to injury, the flight from Paris doesn’t even have a seat 40k! It’s not the money (to quote PB, I earn a 5 figure salary), it’s the fact I was given the choice to move from 40k to 2C! I’m raging & may get arrested at the airport. f**k the French, cheese eating surrender monkeys. And breathe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Not even going to pretend this is petty! I’m fucking fuming over this. Get the f**k out of our petty thread with it then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Not even going to pretend this is petty! I’m fucking fuming over this. Just went to check in online for my early morning flight Dubai-Paris-Aberdeen. At the choose seat part of the process, I was asked if I wanted to upgrade to business class for the small sum of 360 AED (less than $100) I thought, this is too good to be true, read all the small print etc, so nothing indicated I was being an arsehole for paying the extra to move to 2C from 40K- that was the choice. So put in my card details & completed the online check in. Happy days! Or Fucking not! Turns out I’ve paid the extra to be upgraded an a 1 hour flight from Paris to Aberdeen! To add insult to injury, the flight from Paris doesn’t even have a seat 40k! It’s not the money (to quote PB, I earn a 5 figure salary), it’s the fact I was given the choice to move from 40k to 2C! I’m raging & may get arrested at the airport. f**k the French, cheese eating surrender monkeys. And breathe! Hijack the Dubai-Paris flight and demand they take you to Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Not even going to pretend this is petty! I’m fucking fuming over this.Just went to check in online for my early morning flight Dubai-Paris-Aberdeen.At the choose seat part of the process, I was asked if I wanted to upgrade to business class for the small sum of 360 AED (less than $100) I thought, this is too good to be true, read all the small print etc, so nothing indicated I was being an arsehole for paying the extra to move to 2C from 40K- that was the choice. So put in my card details & completed the online check in. Happy days! Or Fucking not! Turns out I’ve paid the extra to be upgraded an a 1 hour flight from Paris to Aberdeen! To add insult to injury, the flight from Paris doesn’t even have a seat 40k! It’s not the money (to quote PB, I earn a 5 figure salary), it’s the fact I was given the choice to move from 40k to 2C! I’m raging & may get arrested at the airport. f**k the French, cheese eating surrender monkeys. And breathe! Just think of the beautiful pint of T waiting for you in Aberdeen. And while you’re at it, I’ll have one as well. Cheers, BB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Hijack the Dubai-Paris flight and demand they take you to Aberdeen. That would just be silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: That would just be silly. They started it by fucking you over on the seat "deal". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Just think of the beautiful pint of T waiting for you in Aberdeen. And while you’re at it, I’ll have one as well. Cheers, BB Brother, you may just have calmed me down to the stage of not even moaning when I board the plane!All hail the mighty T, I should remember I’m going to one of the privileged few, on this planet, that can indulge at will (for the next 3-4 weeks). Bless you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Brother, you may just have calmed me down to the stage of not even moaning when I board the plane!All hail the mighty T, I should remember I’m going to one of the privileged few, on this planet, that can indulge at will (for the next 3-4 weeks). Bless you! And it’s just a matter of time my good man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I am mildly irritated by train companies changing the name of buffet trolleys to "an at seat service of light refreshments". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. it's low in fibre that's why. If you still have the chopsticks use those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Do a few squats, glass of water and get those insides working then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. Shouldn’t you be on the lots of curry and sex regime to hurry this child of yours along? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: There is certainly no sex going on anyway. Today is our due date but nothing is happening. Thing hasn’t even popped out yet and already your parenting skills leave much to be desired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: There is certainly no sex going on anyway. Today is our due date but nothing is happening. Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Pray for throbs. 2 hours ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. What Throbbers going to get tanned tonight?Stay safe Throbs, we're all with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Over-hesitant drivers. There's a dual carriageway I need to walk across most days (at a custom designed crossing point I should add) and gaps in the traffic is limited to windows of opportunity courtesy of the uproad traffic lights. To complicate matters, there's a petrol station exit a few 10s of metres up from the crossing point, therefore when some tool can't decide whether or not to join an empty road, it wastes my entire window of opportunity as I'm not going to walk out into the path of a potentially accelerating car (as they often do). More commonly, they'll hesitate for ages and by time they've finally pulled out, there's no way I'll beat the new wave of oncoming traffic. Many a bus has been missed whilst trapped 15m from the bus stop thanks to these f***ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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