Guest Moomintroll Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Going Christmas shopping soon. Shite :-( Pallet of Irn Bru, sorted and you can donate any spare cases left over to a good home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 lick glitter off of carpets and pets till they die Gman is away shopping, he’ll get you a hoover. I think you’re doing it wrong currently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 That's me done and onto wrapping presents.Wrapping presents is not fun :-( Gift bags good man, gift bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 That's me done and onto wrapping presents.Wrapping presents is not fun :-( I'm utterly hopeless at wrapping and often get stressed out, kicking anything in sight in frustration at my feeble attempts at doing it nicely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: I'm utterly hopeless at wrapping and often get stressed out, kicking anything in sight in frustration at my feeble attempts at doing it nicely. The Gyle shoping centre has a bunch of geriatrics who will wrap stuff for you for a small donation to charity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: The person who first thought it a good idea to hide glitter in cards should made to lick glitter off of carpets and pets till they die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Waiting in for a delivery of books, hate being on the PM list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 4 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Hatred of glitter can be raised by surprise glitter.............. That moment you open a card or invitation and find yourself, the table, the carpet and the dug covered in a shower of glitter that you weren't expecting to be inside the envelope and card, and just to make the memories just that little bit more special. The person who first thought it a good idea to hide glitter in cards should made to lick glitter off of carpets and pets till they die Revenge can be yours; https://www.glitterretribution.co.uk/ 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I'm utterly hopeless at wrapping and often get stressed out, kicking anything in sight in frustration at my feeble attempts at doing it nicely. Yes but you're barely human. I imagine you howl like an ape whilst banging your fists off the table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Incidentally I'm great at wrapping presents. It's very simple. I don't see the issue with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Incidentally I'm great at wrapping presents. It's very simple. I don't see the issue with it. A real shame that you have nobody in life to wrap them for. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: A real shame that you have nobody in life to wrap them for. That's pretty low tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 That's pretty low tbf. I just can’t help myself sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 That’ll be throbbers Wetherspoons gift card going back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I have now decided British hairdressers/barbers annoy me. Since I started using the Turkish dudes (who can often be Iraqi Kurds, thus annoying the proper Turks), it has become evident that blokes over 40 should get their ear hair, nose hair and eyebrows trimmed without even having to ask. This is accomplished using various techniques involving brown waxy stuff and flames. ......and you get a nice wee cup of Turkish tea and a conversation on how Besiktas are getting on - all for little more than a tenner. Our own nationals are blown away by this service..................despite Toni & Guy getting an attractive young lass to massage my hair slowly using mint conditioner as part of their 45 quid offering. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, throbber said: A real shame that you have nobody in life to wrap them for. Two footed lunge here from Mr 'Spoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Two footed lunge here from Mr 'Spoons. I would have cracked that joke to any poster, the fact it was aimed at DA was no more than a happy coincidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I would have cracked that joke to any poster, the fact it was aimed at DA was no more than a happy coincidence. You could be joining him if your girlfriend ever reads your posts on this forum..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, throbber said: A real shame that you have nobody in life to wrap them for. A deep cut. They're for my parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 A deep cut. They're for my parents. I’m sure they will appreciate your wrapping skills DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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