DA Baracus Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) But I thought the weather in the UK was always cold and windy and grey and raining and 'miserable' etc? Edited April 19, 2018 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 But I thought the weather in the UK was always cold and windy and grey and raining and 'miserable' etc? Exactly its MOST the time. Weather in Scotland is mostly shite. I know I've been placed and dun things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Shakespeare's sister's pants are the bestOne doth smell the stench from east to west 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Exactly its MOST the time. Weather in Scotland is mostly shite. I know I've been placed and dun things. Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Auld duffers in shops that think lines don't apply to them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Joan (wid not) She looks a bit ruff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 When you're in a long queue at the supermarket and they open a new till, but the c**t at the very end legs it over sharpish to get to the other till first. Bonus c**t points if they're suddenly struck deaf when the rest of the queue points out their cuntery. Just supermarket queues in general TBH. The Americans should leave the schools alone and start having their massacres at the checkouts. Ours, preferably. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: When you're in a long queue at the supermarket and they open a new till, but the c**t at the very end legs it over sharpish to get to the other till first. Bonus c**t points if they're suddenly struck deaf when the rest of the queue points out their cuntery. Just supermarket queues in general TBH. The Americans should leave the schools alone and start having their massacres at the checkouts. Ours, preferably. It’s the way they shuffle over to the till, knowing fine we’ll theyre doing a despicable act that gets me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Losing things. I don't mean lost-and-gone-forever, I can live with that, but when I've mislaid something and know it's somewhere around but can't find it, it's a real PITA. I can't concentrate on anything else until I've found whatever it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Your wife probably moved it and forgot she did so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 16 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: When you're in a long queue at the supermarket and they open a new till, but the c**t at the very end legs it over sharpish to get to the other till first. Bonus c**t points if they're suddenly struck deaf when the rest of the queue points out their cuntery. Just supermarket queues in general TBH. The Americans should leave the schools alone and start having their massacres at the checkouts. Ours, preferably. Nah, that's acceptable. Its a new queue. If you're lucky enough to be at the back where you can scoot arcoss then it's just a Brucie bonus. The hard bit is trying not to look bothered if you are stuck in the other queue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 38 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Nah, that's acceptable. Its a new queue. If you're lucky enough to be at the back where you can scoot arcoss then it's just a Brucie bonus. The hard bit is trying not to look bothered if you are stuck in the other queue Worse still - In Hong Kong they have a thing where 2 people who are together will join 2 separate queues and then wait until the last minute to see which will be served first then the other will jump over. Absolute scummy behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/19/2018 at 09:15, G_Man1985 said: Can't find sunglasses. Mon tae f**k Feeling you pain. Have lost my favourites. Promised the missus I wouldn't buy any more this year too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Think someone is trying to kill me today. First, I'm being driven to work this morning having been picked up because I was out on the lash last night, and a deer runs in front of us and narrowly misses the car. The guy driving was still shaking when we got to work. Then later this morning I was driving to an appointment and some lunatic was flying round the Maryburgh roundabout going the wrong way. Then coming back from lunch with a colleague driving and he drives straight through a stop sign across a junction because he "didn't see it". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Rugster said: Think someone is trying to kill me today. First, I'm being driven to work this morning having been picked up because I was out on the lash last night, and a deer runs in front of us and narrowly misses the car. The guy driving was still shaking when we got to work. Then later this morning I was driving to an appointment and some lunatic was flying round the Maryburgh roundabout going the wrong way. Then coming back from lunch with a colleague driving and he drives straight through a stop sign across a junction because he "didn't see it". Final Destination being remade in Dingwall ? You were obviously meant to die on the lash last night. Accept it and sit back and wait for death. In Dingwall it will probably arrive by tractor carrying a scythe and catch you off guard as someone carrying a scythe getting out a tractor in Dingwall is fairly common Edited April 20, 2018 by MEADOWXI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Worse still - In Hong Kong they have a thing where 2 people who are together will join 2 separate queues and then wait until the last minute to see which will be served first then the other will jump over. Absolute scummy behaviour. Do they split the messages or one person has them all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Losing things. I don't mean lost-and-gone-forever, I can live with that, but when I've mislaid something and know it's somewhere around but can't find it, it's a real PITA. I can't concentrate on anything else until I've found whatever it is. Where was the last place you had it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Where was the last place you had it? He will find it in the last place he looks too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Where was the last place you had it? That's a bit personal, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Nah, that's acceptable. Its a new queue. If you're lucky enough to be at the back where you can scoot arcoss then it's just a Brucie bonus. I've got a well practised distracted, innocent smile for that manoeuvre. Works well for strolling to the front of a taxi queue and jumping in the first car to arrive too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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