Stellaboz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Do a few squats, glass of water and get those insides working then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. Shouldn’t you be on the lots of curry and sex regime to hurry this child of yours along? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Shouldn’t you be on the lots of curry and sex regime to hurry this child of yours along? There is certainly no sex going on anyway.Today is our due date but nothing is happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: There is certainly no sex going on anyway. Today is our due date but nothing is happening. Thing hasn’t even popped out yet and already your parenting skills leave much to be desired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Thing hasn’t even popped out yet and already your parenting skills leave much to be desired. A reasonable observation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: There is certainly no sex going on anyway. Today is our due date but nothing is happening. Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Pray for throbs. 2 hours ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards. What Throbbers going to get tanned tonight?Stay safe Throbs, we're all with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Over-hesitant drivers. There's a dual carriageway I need to walk across most days (at a custom designed crossing point I should add) and gaps in the traffic is limited to windows of opportunity courtesy of the uproad traffic lights. To complicate matters, there's a petrol station exit a few 10s of metres up from the crossing point, therefore when some tool can't decide whether or not to join an empty road, it wastes my entire window of opportunity as I'm not going to walk out into the path of a potentially accelerating car (as they often do). More commonly, they'll hesitate for ages and by time they've finally pulled out, there's no way I'll beat the new wave of oncoming traffic. Many a bus has been missed whilst trapped 15m from the bus stop thanks to these f***ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: What Throbbers going to get tanned tonight? Stay safe Throbs, we're all with you. I was referring to Mrs throbber's lady garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Over-hesitant drivers. There's a dual carriageway I need to walk cross most days and getting clear gaps in the traffic can be limited at best. To complicate matters, there's a petrol station exit a few 10s of metres up from the crossing point, therefore when some tool can't decide whether or not to join the road, it wastes my entire window of opportunity as I'm not going to walk out into the path of a potentially accelerating car (as they often do). More commonly, they'll hesitate for ages and by time they've finally pulled out, there's no way I'll beat the new wave of oncoming traffic. Many a bus has been missed whilst trapped 15m from the bus stop thanks to these f***ers. Everyday things you're shit at thread for this piss."Struggle to cross a road without at high 5 lollypop man" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I was referring to Mrs throbber's lady garden. My point still stands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: Trying to work out last nights Chinese is proving difficult and very sore this morning. The problem with Chinese food is that ten minutes after having a dump you need another one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Everyday things you're shit at thread for this piss*."Struggle to cross a road without at high 5 lollypop man" What, you expect people to walk out into the path of what should be an accelerating car? *"for this pish" btw. This is a long established P&B convention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 What, walk out into the path of a quickly accelerating car? *"for this pish" btw. This is a long established P&B convention. No. That would be very dangerous. Awareness, judgment, being cool under stressful times & always look both ways. Or just find an easier place to cross the road, preferable with a high 5 lollypop man. Edit. Sorry for the piss rather than the pish, my telephone converted and I didn't realise. I do apologise to the massive (again if did it but, I'm keeping this one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Over-hesitant drivers. There's a dual carriageway I need to walk cross most days and getting clear gaps in the traffic is limited to clear gaps courtesy of the uproad traffic lights. To complicate matters, there's a petrol station exit a few 10s of metres up from the crossing point, therefore when some tool can't decide whether or not to join an empty road, it wastes my entire window of opportunity as I'm not going to walk out into the path of a potentially accelerating car (as they often do). More commonly, they'll hesitate for ages and by time they've finally pulled out, there's no way I'll beat the new wave of oncoming traffic. Many a bus has been missed whilst trapped 15m from the bus stop thanks to these f***ers. Go to the nearest pedestrian crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Go to the nearest pedestrian crossing. It is the nearest pedestrian crossing, custom designed to reach the bus shelter opposite. Unfortunately the plan presumed that drivers would actually drive and not be utter shite bags waiting for a three mile clear stretch of road. May as well highlight that getting to even this point requires negotiating another crossing point located beside a roundabout where indicating is a formality too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 telephone converted Throw it in in the river! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 (edited) Girlfriend and I are invited to her friend's birthday this Sunday, they are going axe throwing, sounds fun, was quite looking forward to it. Found out today it'll cost us $45 each, f**k right off, Monday is a holiday, I'm spending it on 24 beers instead Edited February 16, 2018 by Torpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Over-hesitant drivers. There's a dual carriageway I need to walk across most days (at a custom designed crossing point I should add) and gaps in the traffic is limited to windows of opportunity courtesy of the uproad traffic lights. To complicate matters, there's a petrol station exit a few 10s of metres up from the crossing point, therefore when some tool can't decide whether or not to join an empty road, it wastes my entire window of opportunity as I'm not going to walk out into the path of a potentially accelerating car (as they often do). More commonly, they'll hesitate for ages and by time they've finally pulled out, there's no way I'll beat the new wave of oncoming traffic. Many a bus has been missed whilst trapped 15m from the bus stop thanks to these f***ers. I was driving into the multistorey car park at the Southern yesterday. The guy thats gone in in front of me in the left lane has stopped to let someone out, even though he's got right of way. The person he's decided to let out is sitting looking at him and not moving, and he's sitting smiling like a p***k and ushering them out. I've come in the right lane and put up with this for all of 2 seconds before just going, with the two of them looking at me like I'm the dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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