Cerberus Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I'm helping interview someone today for a job opening in another department. The department have been looking for someone for over a year now and they've have real difficulty finding someone. It's super cringey when they can't answer simple questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: The department have been looking for someone for over a year now and they've have real difficulty finding someone. ^^^^^ World Hide & Seek Champion found (or not, apparently) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Sitting in a pub having a well-earned McEwan's Export and a wee malt and the tv (which has Sky Sports) is on that shitey quiz show The Chase or whatever it's called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 47 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I'm helping interview someone today for a job opening in another department. The department have been looking for someone for over a year now and they've have real difficulty finding someone. It's super cringey when they can't answer simple questions. The interviewers or the interviewees? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I got a bit of cheap white bread stuck to the roof of my mouth. It seemed to have welded itself on until I used a digit to howk it out, done with complete elegance of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Deutsche Bahn. Specifically they inability to manage their train system to any degree of efficiency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 31 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: I got a bit of cheap white bread stuck to the roof of my mouth. It seemed to have welded itself on until I used a digit to howk it out, done with complete elegance of course. ^^^^^ Communion wafer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 ^^^^^ Communion wafer I don't believe in wizards or suchlike so have never tasted one.I've always imagined they would taste like a wafer from an ice cream slider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, rodallegabombs said: I don't believe in wizards or suchlike so have never tasted one. I've always imagined they would taste like a wafer from an ice cream slider. Like a sherbetless flying saucer apparently. <<<<<big team found etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: I don't believe in wizards or suchlike so have never tasted one. I've always imagined they would taste like a wafer from an ice cream slider. It's a strange way to get Jesus in you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Deutsche Bahn. Specifically they inability to manage their train system to any degree of efficiency. Whatever happened to the trains running on time? No need to throw out the bath with the bath water. Edited May 9, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Sitting in a pub having a well-earned McEwan's Export and a wee malt and the tv (which has Sky Sports) is on that shitey quiz show The Chase or whatever it's called. McEwan's Export?! The f**k is wrong with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: McEwan's Export?! The f**k is wrong with you? Export/bitter/heavy with a dram is the perfect combination. Lager and a chaser is not for civilised human beings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Oh aye. An 80 or a best is better than yer “hoppy” craft beer pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Like a sherbetless flying saucer apparently. I am partial to a flying saucer, vastly underrated sweetie IMO. Don't fancy it without the sherbet inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 34 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Export/bitter/heavy with a dram is the perfect combination. Lager and a chaser is not for civilised human beings. This. 41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: McEwan's Export?! The f**k is wrong with you? Trades used to do a decent pint of Export. I do also miss Tartan special on draught. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Energy companies. Switched energy supplier recently and my old supplier stuck me with a bill for £1200 yesterday after I'd put in our last set of meter readings in Feb. Phoned them up last night to complain and according to them we put an incorrect meter reading in over a year and a half ago (lower than the previous one). They never picked up the mistake so now claim I owe them £850 due to my account being £400 in credit and us underpaying from near on 2 years. Tonight's phonecall will be interesting. Bloody nightmare. I was over a 1k in credit at one stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I do also miss Tartan special on draught. A fine tipple indeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I am partial to a flying saucer, vastly underrated sweetie IMO. Don't fancy it without the sherbet inside.That would be the same as eating sugar paper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, capybara said: Bloody nightmare. I was over a 1k in credit at one stage. Logged into my account tonight and I'm £1400 in credit now so f**k knows what's going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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