Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Pakora isn't that difficult. Giovanni is a 'look at me' p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. They are balls of risotto rice in batter. Probably not the only balls belonging to Giovanni that your sister is munching on. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Was philpy involved? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. They are balls of risotto rice in batter. Probably not the only balls belonging to Giovanni that your sister is munching on. Is best let her husband know. Then again, maybe not as he’s a ***. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Arancini is fucking quality. Those however, look shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Arancini is fucking quality. Those however, look shite. I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. And tell him to stay away from her too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni. And tell him to stay away from her too. Think it’s too late for that. Pretty sure she’ll be riddled by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Think it’s too late for that. Pretty sure she’ll be riddled by now. Oh no, I already had that covered. Rest easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Toilet paper in hotels. Honestly, it's like it's made from recycled tracing paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Watching something you've recorded on Sky and it the 3rd set of ads before you remember you can fast forward the ads because you forgot it was something you recorded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care. Do you have a nephew called John? Arancini are deep fried spider testicles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Watching something you've recorded on Sky and it the 3rd set of ads before you remember you can fast forward the ads because you forgot it was something you recorded. I am the opposite. Everything I watch is recorded so I try to fast forward it on live tv and am seething when it doesnt work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Watching something you've recorded on Sky and it the 3rd set of ads before you remember you can fast forward the ads because you forgot it was something you recorded. I am the opposite. Everything I watch is recorded so I try to fast forward it on live tv and am seething when it doesnt work About the only things I watch live is football and the news. It astounds me that businesses are still willing to pay so much for TV advertising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 People deciding that parking restrictions don't apply when it's been snowing. Just because there's a bit of snow in a space doesn't mean you can park across 2 at once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Being on here with shitey Big Bang Theory on in the background completely oblivious to the live Scottish Cup coverage on the other cooncil tv channel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Agreed to move in with my girlfriend and we start looking at flats to rent. Set a budget. Every flat she’s came back with is at least £200 over budget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Agreed to move in with my girlfriend and we start looking at flats to rent. Set a budget. Every flat she’s came back with is at least £200 over budget. Set the budget lower by £200 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Set the budget lower by £200 A boot in the pie may be the best solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, mizfit said: A boot in the pie may be the best solution. Can't it be both? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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