GordonD Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said: A cheque I paid in to the bank last Friday not cleared yet It's not like I need the cash but FFS how long in this day and age does it take If it's from Rangers I wouldn't hold my breath... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Cheques still take a full 5 working days to clear. So paid in last Friday means it should be cleared this coming Monday. This practice is ending though as banks are finally getting it together and a new system is being implemented this summer so that they clear within a day. Handily this is just in time for cheques becoming obsolete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Four working days for Bank Of Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: There's a woman in my work who always puts Smooth Radio on and I swear to christ they play Africa by Toto and Take On Me by a-ha at least once an hour, each. I live with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I live with her. Lucky you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Four working days for Bank Of Scotland. What's that? 2 weeks? #amiritelads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: What's that? 2 weeks? #amiritelads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 In 2018 the very concept of 'working days' is ludicrous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Lucky you. Lightning seeds thread for this pish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Manky cnuts in the gym who go into the jacuzzi or pool directly after being in the sauna , without showering first This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 A seagull shat on me yesterday when I was on my way into Tesco, so I had to walk around the shop with seagull jobby all over my jumper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Rugster said: A seagull shat on me yesterday when I was on my way into Tesco, so I had to walk around the shop with seagull jobby all over my jumper. You should have taken the jumper off. Not exactly rocket science. Also, what the f**k are you wearing a jumper for, it's like Monte Carlo in Scotland the now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Just now, Sweet Pete said: You should have taken the jumper off. Not exactly rocket science. Also, what the f**k are you wearing a jumper for, it's like Monte Carlo in Scotland the now. I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. What did you learn today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. Only beasts wear jumpers without anything underneath. And only beasts wear warm clothes when it's a roasting hot summer. And only beasts are afraid to show their arms. Enjoy your cell, beast. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: I didn't have anything on under the jumper. It was a very thin jumper and I was on my way home from work. I don't wear short sleeves at work. What did you learn today? That the next time a seagull shits on me and I post about it on here, to just say it shat on my top and I had to walk around Tesco with my top covered in seagull jobby. Top. Not jumper, Top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 That the next time a seagull shits on me Get the fucking lottery on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Ruggy does a bit of sunbathing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: Ruggy does a bit of sunbathing. Pretty accurate to be honest, I don't take the sun well. Burn too easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugster said: That the next time a seagull shits on me and I post about it on here, to just say it shat on my top and I had to walk around Tesco with my top covered in seagull jobby. Top. Not jumper, Top. Don’t listen to his nonsense. A thin jumper with nothing underneath is perfectly acceptable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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