Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[Unleash The Nade]

Manky cnuts in the gym who go into the jacuzzi or pool directly after being in the sauna , without showering first 

[BFTD]

3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Just had my first wasp of the season.

y halo thar, big boy!

[Hampden Diehard]

Wee muppets still wearing their grey hoodies with the hood up even though it's taps aff weather.

[Shotgun]

I was out running errands yesterday and even though I knew...I knew I was out of beer, I totally forgot to pick any up. I spent the evening drying out  drinking whisky instead even though I would have preferred beer. I'm now a bit hungover and even though I still don't have any beer, I can't be bothered to go out to buy any.

I suspect I'm going to regret this laziness later.

[Mark Connolly]

This whole thing about Starbucks closing all its stores in the US for "anti-unconscious bias training".

Firstly, it was hardly "unconscious bias" to call the cops on a black guy who asked to use the toilet, and secondly, how long does it take to say "Don't be a racist fuckwit or we'll fire you"?

[MEADOWXI]

11 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said:

Wee muppets still wearing their grey hoodies with the hood up even though it's taps aff weather.

Hipster Clown walking down Union St yesterday dressed as follows,

Flip flops, Beach shorts, vest top, and you could see it was a vest top even though he was wearing a big woolly cardigan over it as the cardigan had missed a shoulder and was half hanging off him, topped off with a woolly hat.  Bottom half for the summer weather we were having and top for looking stupid/hip

If that is fashion f**k being fashionable.

[19QOS19]

Wee muppets still wearing their grey hoodies with the hood up even though it's taps aff weather.

They can't risk being caught on CCTV no matter what the weather.

 

[Swarley]

This whole thing about Starbucks closing all its stores in the US for "anti-unconscious bias training".
Firstly, it was hardly "unconscious bias" to call the cops on a black guy who asked to use the toilet, and secondly, how long does it take to say "Don't be a racist fuckwit or we'll fire you"?

PR exercise pure and simple

[19QOS19]

PR exercise pure and simple

That's just hearsay.

[DA Baracus]

13 hours ago, Shotgun said:

I was out running errands yesterday and even though I knew...I knew I was out of beer, I totally forgot to pick any up. I spent the evening drying out  drinking whisky instead even though I would have preferred beer. I'm now a bit hungover and even though I still don't have any beer, I can't be bothered to go out to buy any.

I suspect I'm going to regret this laziness later.

Do you drink every day?

[Granny Danger]

27 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Do you drink every day?

Only on days end with a y.

 

[Swarley]

41 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

That's just hearsay.

[ICTJohnboy]

Lorraine Kelly's irritating accent.

[hk blues]

9 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Lorraine Kelly's irritating accent.

Surprisingly, it's not her worst fault

[Miguel Sanchez]

Scotland's collective inability to use 'seen' and 'saw' correctly.

[Granny Danger]

3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Scotland's collective inability to use 'seen' and 'saw' correctly.

I seen what you did there.

 

[Unleash The Nade]

4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

This whole thing about Starbucks closing all its stores in the US for "anti-unconscious bias training".

Firstly, it was hardly "unconscious bias" to call the cops on a black guy who asked to use the toilet, and secondly, how long does it take to say "Don't be a racist fuckwit or we'll fire you"?

Only a few seconds, but you have to remember we’re talking about Americans here, so much much longer for it to sink in .

[Shandon Par]

12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Scotland's collective inability to use 'seen' and 'saw' correctly.

I'm sure in London schools they teach "I was, you was, they was, we was.."

[Shotgun]

2 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Do you drink every day?

Yes, it's important to hydrate.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

London’s shitty thunder meaning having to get on a ducking train at 4pm rather than getting stuck into the beer for a few hours before heading to the airport.