Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That’s worse than the wanking den story imo ??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It's semi see through as well, so everyone would get an eye full of your man boobs. A bit of wanking material for your pals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Its not the same policy as they have with condoms as the XL ones won’t safely enwrap my beast. Think you’ve mixed up contraceptives with water balloons again throbby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Lost Voice Guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 6 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: The "shape" of that shirt and all supermarket t-shirts is the really offensive thing. However, to show i'm not a clothes snob i will admit to buying work shirts out of Tesco and my PTTGOYN is the amount of plastic and card and clips involved in the fuckers. Guaranteed to find at least one of these things still attached to me half way through the day. Its the poor b*****ds who have to reconstruct them once I have tried it on in changing room and flung it back at them i feel sorry for. Would they not come off when you washed and ironed it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Lost Voice Guy Wrong time of year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Rugster said: Would they not come off when you washed and ironed it? Did what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Did what? It's something the menfolk of Dingwall do. Old traveller custom or something. Edited June 3, 2018 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 7 hours ago, throbber said: It’s probably aimed at fat 50 somethings tbf. Even if it doesnt hit, it still hurts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Lost Voice Guy hes absolutely shit! i dont think hes said a thing has been even remotely funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 The "shape" of that shirt and all supermarket t-shirts is the really offensive thing. However, to show i'm not a clothes snob i will admit to buying work shirts out of Tesco and my PTTGOYN is the amount of plastic and card and clips involved in the fuckers. Guaranteed to find at least one of these things still attached to me half way through the day. Its the poor b*****ds who have to reconstruct them once I have tried it on in changing room and flung it back at them i feel sorry for. completely agree. supermarket t-shirts are terrible and primark t-shirts are even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 On 6/3/2018 at 07:03, Tynieness said: Restaurant chains are generally shite. Easy choice for those too lazy to find decent local places. I used to enjoy the food (and white wine sangria) in La Tasca TBH. Used to go there quite a lot but I always seemed to be served by the same guy in the Edinburgh restaurant when I was there with various women (whether it be my mum, sister, random female friends or the occasional gf)........He'd always give me a seemingly all to familiar smile. I'm sure he thought I was a jigalow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, ah-dee said: 10 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: The "shape" of that shirt and all supermarket t-shirts is the really offensive thing. However, to show i'm not a clothes snob i will admit to buying work shirts out of Tesco and my PTTGOYN is the amount of plastic and card and clips involved in the fuckers. Guaranteed to find at least one of these things still attached to me half way through the day. Its the poor b*****ds who have to reconstruct them once I have tried it on in changing room and flung it back at them i feel sorry for. completely agree. supermarket t-shirts are terrible and primark t-shirts are even worse. Its not what you wear its how you wear it IMO. I bought plenty of designer clothes in my youth that ended up falling apart due to shite quality manufacturing. By the same token I've had some pretty decent clothes from supermarkets, primark and matalan that have lasted well despite being worn on construction sites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 7 hours ago, sjc said: I used to enjoy the food (and white wine sangria) in La Tasca TBH. Used to go there quite a lot but I always seemed to be served by the same guy in the Edinburgh restaurant when I was there with various women (whether it be my mum, sister, random female friends or the occasional gf)........He'd always give me a seemingly all to familiar smile. I'm sure he thought I was a jigalow! Fair assumption. He's probably thinking "How else does an ugly b*****d like that know so many attractive women?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 8 hours ago, sjc said: I used to enjoy the food (and white wine sangria) in La Tasca TBH. Used to go there quite a lot but I always seemed to be served by the same guy in the Edinburgh restaurant when I was there with various women (whether it be my mum, sister, random female friends or the occasional gf)........He'd always give me a seemingly all to familiar smile. I'm sure he thought I was a jigalow! Mods! FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViktorVic Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 What I hate about eating out is the way the waiters in expensive restaurants always look at you. they can be super polite, but they have those dead fish eyes hiding irritation. The more expensive the restaurant, the clearer the spite is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Fair assumption. He's probably thinking "How else does an ugly b*****d like that know so many attractive women?" Harsh. sjc's not a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 What I hate about eating out is the way the waiters in expensive restaurants always look at you. they can be super polite, but they have those dead fish eyes hiding irritation. The more expensive the restaurant, the clearer the spite is. I must say I’ve got some sympathy with this, although you may find that the real top rated restaurants are the opposite. I visited Tom Kitchins place (Castle Terrace?) and the waiter was fantastic. Explained each course & when asked, recommended wines. No hidden exasperation, just genuinely knowledgeable and friendly.Had the same experience in Troon at Trumps place & also at Rossdhu. What I’ve found is, mid-table, aspiring to be better, restaurants have the most wanky staff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Fair assumption. He's probably thinking "How else does an ugly b*****d like that know so many attractive women?" 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Mods! FFS. 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Harsh. sjc's not a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Mods! FFS. I think he meant to say "bungalow". Must be on the chunky side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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