GordonD Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? Yep, a response of 'nah, I'm alright thanks' is suitable. But not 'you're alright'. Very cunty to tell someone else how they are IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 The wife has just WhatsApped me a photo of an extension socket in the living room asking the question "what one's the telly plug?" What has happened to the female species? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: People who say "You're all right" when declining an offer of something. "D'you want milk in your coffee?" "No, you're all right." Yes, I'm fucking sound, but do you want milk or not? What's wrong with saying "No, thanks!"? I'm guilty of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm guilty of this. Me too, followed by thanks though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm guilty of this. As a ***, it's by the far the mildest offence you're guilty of. The tip of the iceberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, GordonS said: Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 57 minutes ago, GordonS said: Folk who post on social media about their airport delays on the way back from holiday. Mate, you're in Bali, so I really don't give the tiniest shit about your disappointment at the levels of customer service. @Father Dougal McGuire another volcanic eruption. Even more reasons to shit yourself about going to Indonesia... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 27 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 All people should be thrown into the seaThat is all for today's extravaganza of mutants I had to endure 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. Don't you think it's overdue for one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Just now, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. Don't you think it's overdue for one? It could explain the player and coach exodus. East End Pompeii. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Saline Hill is an extinct volcano. Probably. But it does have a deadly puma that lives on top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Rumour has it that the Dunfermline badge is an inverted triangle as it represents an upside down volcano which is beneath Dumfermline Abbey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You don’t get volcanoes in Dunfermline Willo. The grass isn’t always greener. Hopefully he gets covered in molten lava. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Hopefully he gets covered in molten lava. The pasty wee rat deserves molten lava sprayed up his arse IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The pasty wee rat deserves molten lava sprayed up his arse IMHO. Are you the man to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you the man to do it? I genuinely think I’d struggle to get it up for Willo, even if armed with two ball loads of boiling magmajizz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Hay achoòoooooooo fever. Never used to get it. Do now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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