Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Certain sports that according to the commentators have “very knowledgable crowds”. Always the fucking snooker at the crucible. And now Wimbledon watching some 5th rate jobbers on Court 257. I imagine rugby is similar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Nonsense. An apple or banana is cheaper than a bag of crisps or bar of chocolate. And that's just one exampleIt was two examples 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Just now, Stellaboz said: 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Nonsense. An apple or banana is cheaper than a bag of crisps or bar of chocolate. And that's just one example It was two examples You're one example OF A PRRRRRIIIICCCCKKKK!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 "skank pussy" might be the worst thing I've read on here, and I've read at least four Zen Archer posts. Have a fucking word with yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 For the benefit of [mention=12169]19QOS19[/mention], you should probably mention which outside lane you mean.Dick [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Suits with fine patterns that go nuts whenever the person wearing it moves on HD TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Torpar said: The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegans Phone the one you like best, say you're booking for 11 and ask if they'll put on some vegan shite for one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegansBest way to deal with it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I don't have to get the bus as much these days but the one thing that really annoyed me when I did was youths that would continually push the stop button on the bus and have no intention of getting off at the next stop. There was one time quite a few years ago now when it was before every single stop the button got pushed and when no one made a move to get off loud laughing followed. The group of youths were eventually kicked off the bus by a very angry driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegansGo to that restaurant where the veggies were protesting, the one where the guy started butchering animals infront of the protesters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Radio shows everywhere are full of sychophantic co-hosts but Johnny Vaughan's sidekicks on his show on Radio X have the least convincing fake laughs in the history of fake laughs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Trying to book a hotel in Perth weekend 21-22 July. Over £300 for the Premier Inn? WTF?? Oh, Rewind Festival is on so a £75 room has miraculously doubled in price 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Skank pussy..... Genuinely have never read those two words together until now. No thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Women, sun and clouds. Was going to put up the paddling pool (30 second puff with the electropump from the car) before I went to work this morning. Couldnt be arsed. Now the wife is texting me every time the sun comes out to see "paddling pool needs blown up for the bairn". A minute later, a cloud passes in front of the sun "actually doesnt matter, its cloudy" 30 seconds after cloud passes "looks sunny again, paddling pool would be good" Repeat ad infinitum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "paddling pool needs blown up for the bairn" A simple response of "you crack on then" will suffice surely?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, Trackdaybob said: A simple response of "you crack on then" will suffice surely?? She has the pump but its the indecision based on the fact that clouds move about the sky, briefly passing in front of the sun before moving past it and the constant update by text thats annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Women, sun and clouds. Was going to put up the paddling pool (30 second puff with the electropump from the car) before I went to work this morning. Couldnt be arsed. Now the wife is texting me every time the sun comes out to see "paddling pool needs blown up for the bairn". A minute later, a cloud passes in front of the sun "actually doesnt matter, its cloudy" 30 seconds after cloud passes "looks sunny again, paddling pool would be good" Repeat ad infinitum Your wife must be some ride cause you clearly fucking detest the woman. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Trying to book a hotel in Perth weekend 21-22 July. Over £300 for the Premier Inn? WTF?? Oh, Rewind Festival is on so a £75 room has miraculously doubled in price £130 here. http://www.newcountyhotelperth.com/en-gb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: £130 here. http://www.newcountyhotelperth.com/en-gb Thanks but I'm not paying £130 a night to stay there either. Should have said that the £300 i mentioned earlier was for two nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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