bluetooner Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 When none of you fuckers are around, and i gotta work late its fucking boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Quit moaning and do some work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Quit moaning and do some work! I am. I have 10 minute incubations to sit through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I am. I have 10 minute incubations to sit through Eh? WTF do you do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Eh? WTF do you do? He has HIV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 He has HIV. Did he touch Francescs Cold Sore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 In a scientific sense, I mean. He's trying to save young Franny from a long, slow and painful death due to the effects of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, and it's more advanced counterpart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 This one is for Swampy mainly, but... There's no article on white dog shit on Wikipedia. This makes me sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 In a scientific sense, I mean. He's trying to save young Franny from a long, slow and painful death due to the effects of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, and it's more advanced counterpart What he said. Well kind of. WE are branching away from HIV now Last incubation then im off home to the missus and the Wicker Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 What he said. Well kind of. WE are branching away from HIV now What diseases do I have to not catch from you next?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 What diseases do I have to not catch from you next?! We are concentrating on something involved in Cancer (well atleast involved in stopping cancer metastasis) and hypogonadotropic hypogonadism (lack of puberty). Also saw reference to Atherosclerosis. Nothing you can catch from me however. Youll just have to "avoid" touching Cescs cold sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 We are concentrating on something involved in Cancer (well atleast involved in stopping cancer metastasis) and hypogonadotropic hypogonadism (lack of puberty). Also saw reference to Atherosclerosis. Nothing you can catch from me however. Youll just have to "avoid" touching Cescs cold sore I don't have one, I thought I could feel that old tingle in my face, but it's a false alarm. I am as germ-free and as handsome as ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I don't have one, I thought I could feel that old tingle in my face, but it's a false alarm. I am as germ-free and as handsome as ever. I believe that Herpes is a virus rather than germs Hope you are suitably reassured and enjoy your risk free w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 The feckers at the shops have got really up-tight. I am 5ft9, broken voice and a less than perfect complexion. and I just got asked for I.D. when trying to buy 12's at two seperate shops! I got 15's without any hassle a few months ago FFS Of course - I didn't have photographic I.D. What kind of 15 year old can have photographic ID anyway! A passport? - like f**k am I carrying that - a Young Scot Card - out of date and specifically says "not a proof of age card" Up tight fuckers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Aye, you're voice is broken - its squeaky as f'ck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam__Wee Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 David - Your young scot card does act as ID, even if it is out of date! The women at the local shop wouldn't accept my old student card but asked if I had a young scot card 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 David - Your young scot card does act as ID, even if it is out of date! The women at the local shop wouldn't accept my old student card but asked if I had a young scot card It has "This is NOT proof of age" written on it - but on the window of "SPAR" - there's a big sign that says "We accept the following ID:" and one of them is Young Scot. I was just issued with my "MyFife" card () on Wednesday. The picture on it makes me look like a bit of a mentalist. We're supposed to use these things in school now, to pay for lunch and use the library and shite like that, but nobody is going to use them. They never asked us if we wanted them, and if they had, the answer would've been a resounding "No!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 (edited) Aye, you're voice is broken - its squeaky as f'ck! That was several months ago - how long did it take yours to go from squeaky to no-one recognising you down the phone edit - 2md mag for tonight - the fireworks have been going for the past 3 weeks - PAIN IN THE ARSE!!!! Edited November 3, 2006 by ochil-clyde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Old firm fans 2 weeks back in the country and they're doing my fucking head in already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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