Sergeant Wilson Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Romeo said: On 24/11/2018 at 08:15, Tynierose said: He has been doing well, consecutive mom awards. If he doesn't get a third he will be walking the 20 miles home. Why is his mother giving out awards? She'll be giving out while they're away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 4 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Heard about that on the radio, opposition supporters bricked the team bus, two players hospitalised with glass in their eyes, then the police arrived and chucked tear gas everywhere which also got the players. Not surprising they postponed it really. The crazy thing is that they have postponed it but only by a day! What a difference a day makes. 24 little hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Boca Juniors have asked for it to be postponed further, don't know if they've had a reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What a difference a day makes. 24 little hours. Brought the sun and the flowers where there used to be rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Someone at work came to their desk with a Mocha, then complained that she could taste coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Someone at work came to their desk with a Mocha, then complained that she could taste coffee.Did she feel any pain when your boot connected with her pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Home -made roadside signs that are left in place after the event has passed and/or simply aren't fit for purpose. This includes ones in which the writing is too small for passing motorists goinfg at a reasonable speed to read easily. Ones with the hand-writing done in unusually tall but thin letters are especially useless. Special mention also for ones in which the message is unclear eg Car-boot sale , "this Saturday " .......state the date of it FFS !!!....otherwise I'm going to assume that "this Saturday" has been and gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died.Who? Ye ken auld Tommy!Married to Nancy?Aye thats him. His laddie was your age.Naw thats a different Nancy.Naw your thinking of Nancy Wilson, she ran the wee corner shop, used to go about wi Mary.Mary Anderson?Nawww Mary that used to knit scarves for yous.Ahh right ok. So not that Nancy then?Naw not that Nancy. This Nancy used to live with Jimmy before mind.....SHOOT ME PLEASE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 In a similar vein to above, taxis (of the private hire variety) in Edinburgh that have come from outwith Edinburgh and have their phone number on the side with no area code. Eg "Call Shug's Taxis 771 771". Don't know why this annoys me so much but leaves me in a seething mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: Had to sit through on of those conversations yesterday with Mrs B, her sister and the MIL. Ohh auld Tommy died. Who? Ye ken auld Tommy! Married to Nancy? Aye thats him. His laddie was your age. Naw thats a different Nancy. Naw your thinking of Nancy Wilson, she ran the wee corner shop, used to go about wi Mary. Mary Anderson? Nawww Mary that used to knit scarves for yous. Ahh right ok. So not that Nancy then? Naw not that Nancy. This Nancy used to live with Jimmy before mind..... SHOOT ME PLEASE I often have to ask the Mrs, daughter, mother, mother in law, sister in law (not the same person despite my Fife ties) what's so wrong with a bit of silence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 KitKat wrappers. Never unwrap neatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: KitKat wrappers. Never unwrap neatly. Bring back the silver foil and the red paper band! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 When you pay by cash at Tesco self service tills why does your change have to be given in the maximum possible number of coins? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 32 minutes ago, Northboy said: When you pay by cash at Tesco self service tills why does your change have to be given in the maximum possible number of coins? And another thing..... "Help is coming" When you've done nothing untoward. The machines a bellend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: And another thing..... "Help is coming" When you've done nothing untoward. The machines a bellend That's not advising you that someone is coming to help you. It's the machine reassuring itself that the robot uprising is imminent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Bring back the silver foil and the red paper band! That's what it's got, and it's still shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 After getting on a flight from Dundee to Stansted this morning, I’m now in a fucking taxi between Norwich and Stansted airport having circled around in the air for 2 hours. f**k you fog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After getting on a flight from Dundee to Stansted this morning, I’m now in a fucking taxi between Norwich and Stansted airport having circled around in the air for 2 hours. f**k you fog. Why didn't you just jump on a train from Norwich to London, assuming that's where you're heading? Edited November 27, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Why didn't you just jump on a train from Norwich to London, assuming that's where you're heading? Carriage was full of cellos. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After getting on a flight from Dundee to Stansted this morning, I’m now in a fucking taxi between Norwich and Stansted airport having circled around in the air for 2 hours. f**k you fog. If you see Kenny McLean while you're down there , see if you can persuade him to get back up here for Sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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