The Moonster Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I'm all for no gritting at all. Survival of the fittest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I'm all for no gritting at all. Survival of the fattest. More cushioning to absorb the impact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said: Add East Dunbartonshire Council to that too. Went on my backside three times this morning on my way to the station. Once in full view of a busy main road, once in front of a woman walking her dog in the park (who insisted that she'd walk with me for a bit in case it happened again and I was hurt ) and then once right outside Milngavie Station (where my sharp bantz meant I turned to the guy behind me and said, "just watch out, think it's a wee bit slippery here" whilst flat out on the ground). Must've given a lot of people a good chuckle mind you. The CCTV from the station should be tremendous as well. ^^^Trying to break a bar of chocolate in his back pocket 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 23 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Dithering c***s. They're everywhere. In the car park, in the supermarket, in the bank. f**k off the lot of you. They are actually fucking off......... They're just taking their own sweet time about it the Cockwombles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 “Happy heavenly birthday...” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Ross Forbes said: Add East Dunbartonshire Council to that too. Went on my backside three times this morning on my way to the station. Once in full view of a busy main road, once in front of a woman walking her dog in the park (who insisted that she'd walk with me for a bit in case it happened again and I was hurt ) and then once right outside Milngavie Station (where my sharp bantz meant I turned to the guy behind me and said, "just watch out, think it's a wee bit slippery here" whilst flat out on the ground). Must've given a lot of people a good chuckle mind you. The CCTV from the station should be tremendous as well. Managed to avoid it today (so far) , but I did an absolute cracker on black ice just before Christmas - a triple Salchow followed by a backflip I think. Why is it though that the first thing that goes through your mind as you're in mid-air isn't the hope you don't hurt yourself, instead of the fervent wish that nobody's watching? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Managed to avoid it today (so far) , but I did an absolute cracker on black ice just before Christmas - a triple Salchow followed by a backflip I think. Why is it though that the first thing that goes through your mind as you're in mid-air isn't the hope you don't hurt yourself, instead of the fervent wish that nobody's watching? Sounds graceful. Pretty sure I managed to make eye contact with just about every single person in every single car in the split second it took me to hit the deck. Then you have to consider how you'll respond. Today I just sat for a few seconds, smiled (to show how totally not bothered I was) and then slowly got back to my feet. An approach modeled on every winger after they get away with a dive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: I'm all for no gritting at all. Survival of the fittest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Getting a run down of people’s every day activities on Facebook. This morning I read that someone dropped the kids off at school then when they got back home found out they had no milk so had to go to the shop. I’m hoping this will be breaking news on the news at 6pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Getting a run down of people’s every day activities on Facebook. This morning I read that someone dropped the kids off at school then when they got back home found out they had no milk so had to go to the shop. I’m hoping this will be breaking news on the news at 6pm. I learned today that Sheri* is "feeling accomplished" after tidying her living room and doing a load of laundry. * Sheri is not a wid. Edited January 24, 2019 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Elephant & Castle Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Steve Wright on radio 2 talking over Blue Oyster Cult today & every other tune on the 'non-stop oldies' c*** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: Getting a run down of people’s every day activities on Facebook. This morning I read that someone dropped the kids off at school then when they got back home found out they had no milk so had to go to the shop. I’m hoping this will be breaking news on the news at 6pm. I'll give you a shot of this as long as you promise to give it back: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Adding “gate” to the end of a word to signify a scandal, boils my piss [emoji36] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Adding “gate” to the end of a word to signify a scandal, boils my piss [emoji36]Pissboilgate IMO 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Adding “gate” to the end of a word to signify a scandal, boils my piss I've often wondered what the tabloids/news would call a scandal involving a gate. When I say 'often wondered' I mean, I just thought of it there just now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 If Bill Gates ever crashed into the White House Gates to protest about Trump....GatesGateGate.....that's the point they quit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Aye adding 'gate' after a scandal makes no sense anyway, because then surely it would have to be 'Watergate gate'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Adding “gate” to the end of a word to signify a scandal, boils my piss [emoji36]This and the 'holic' to 'addictions' shopaholic, chocoholic etc. Alcohol addiction is acceptable as it's alcohol-ic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 33 minutes ago, weirdcal said: 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: Adding “gate” to the end of a word to signify a scandal, boils my piss This and the 'holic' to 'addictions' shopaholic, chocoholic etc. Alcohol addiction is acceptable as it's alcohol-ic I'd never noticed this before and now thanks to you I will never not notice it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Aye adding 'gate' after a scandal makes no sense anyway, because then surely it would have to be 'Watergate gate'. yes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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