GordonD Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^lives in the expensive world. That actually took me a while! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Just had an promotional email from TripAdvisor on the "14 most instagrammable restaurants you need to visit". Thanks for that. No 1 on my agenda for a restaurant is obviously how instagrammable it is you fucking p***ks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 When you try and slowly tip the remainder of your packet of crisps into your mouth but they come out too quickly, which means you either choke on them or they go down the front of your shirt. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Shirts in boxes which thus require you to iron them before you wear them. Not as bad as 20 years ago when they had about half a dozen pins in them too - but still a fucking pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Shirts in boxes which thus require you to iron them before you wear them. Not as bad as 20 years ago when they had about half a dozen pins in them too - but still a fucking pain. I’ve never bought a shirt that I didn’t need to iron before wearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 When you try and slowly tip the remainder of your packet of crisps into your mouth but they come out too quickly, which means you either choke on them or they go down the front of your shirt.I was eating a packet this week with my knees up supporting my phone on my thigh. As I went to move to pour the last bit into my mouth, my phone slipped. I then jerked to prevent it falling and the crisps went all over the floor. And to make it worse, they were mini chips which took a good few minutes to clear up and make sure I got them all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Oystercatchers. F*** off back to the coast you nippy wee stupid-nosed ear-piercing creations of Satan. ... and East Kilbride (and anybody else that has an oystercatcher on their crest). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Rush hour bus.... two women with prams, an old dear with an old dear shopping trolley and an old guy with a zimmer. Get out of the road and let the bloody workers on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: Rush hour bus.... two women with prams, an old dear with an old dear shopping trolley and an old guy with a zimmer. Get out of the road and let the bloody workers on! Annoys me in the morning, why do pensioners feel the need to do a massive shop at 8am? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Annoys me in the morning, why do pensioners feel the need to do a massive shop at 8am? Why shouldn't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dele said: Why shouldn't they? A massive shop at that age is a big risk with the nest egg. Best do one daily so as to maximise the cash component of your estate; no one wants to inherit 4 fray bentos and 3 tins of carrots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Dele said: Why shouldn't they? Not saying that they shouldn’t, but they have all day to go shopping and the shops will still be there at lunchtime. There was actually an argument a few months ago as someone had their trolley on an already packed bus and there was no space for anyone to get off unless they were auditioning for Krypton Factor. Edited March 15, 2019 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 When something like Comic Relief is on, and every c**t moans about celebrities asking Joe Bloggs for money instead of handing their own dosh over.Entirely likely that they have donated, potentially a decent sum,but just haven’t boasted about it.Usually these whinges come from the type who plaster their charitable donations all over Facebook and make sure folk know all about it.c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 8 hours ago, coprolite said: no one wants to inherit 4 fray bentos and 3 tins of carrots. Speak for yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 11 hours ago, IainMorton said: Not saying that they shouldn’t, but they have all day to go shopping and the shops will still be there at lunchtime. There was actually an argument a few months ago as someone had their trolley on an already packed bus and there was no space for anyone to get off unless they were auditioning for Krypton Factor. Old folk eh...imagine wanting to go out when they can rather than when it suits others! They fought 2 wars to get on the bus with their tartan trolleys whenever they wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 12 hours ago, IainMorton said: Not saying that they shouldn’t, but they have all day to go shopping and the shops will still be there at lunchtime. There was actually an argument a few months ago as someone had their trolley on an already packed bus and there was no space for anyone to get off unless they were auditioning for Krypton Factor. Nah, get them to f**k at lunchtime too. You just want to get into Greggs, grab a beefy bake, and get out again as quickly as possible, and there's some auld c**t at the front squeezing every loaf to see which one they are eventually going to buy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 If you're getting stuff at Gregg's you deserve to go through hell. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 You do realise that for old folk, 8am is the equivalent of our 1pm because they’ve already been up since 3am. Or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Nah, get them to f**k at lunchtime too. You just want to get into Greggs, grab a beefy bake, and get out again as quickly as possible, and there's some auld c**t at the front squeezing every loaf to see which one they are eventually going to buy. Bugger off, I want a beefy bake now Edited March 16, 2019 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Bugger off, I want a beefy bake now -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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